Mushrooms is not for the weak minded or self conscious.
The first time i took mushrooms I had a bit of a freak out. I was on the dancefloor at a festival and I had white (beige) trousers on. On the way to the dance floor i was literally seeing cartoons in the trees. Some one said to me that i was glowing, well i thought they did. I looked down at my trousers and in the uv i was glowing. So i freaked out a bit and fell over a tree and wanted to go back to the tent, it was all a bit too much for me. As i was walking back to the tent I could not see anything as it was pitched black. I was walking behind someone in front of me who was on the path, i was following them as i could not see very well. Next thing i know i am standing by some tents and holding my head adn the girl is looking at me strange and asking me why i am following her. We both laughed and then i spent the rest of the night in the tent with my friends who had also taken mushrooms and came back to the tent.
And you want to call your mother and say: "Mother, I can never come home again 'cos I seem to have left an important part of my brain somewhere, somewhere in a field in Hampshire"