Why are YOU single?

[mattyprice4004]

lmao. It's ok, I have the uber stealth skillz. I wear a male name badge has them all fooled.

Lolwhut?

Oh god, I'm not going now scary coincidence!

I'd go but I'm naff at being human sat nav, last time I tried to go to Wallasey I ended up in some little Welsh village on the coast. And I'm way too alpha to be told what to do by someone called TomTom.

So if I see a scary broadie woman with "Mike" on her/his namebadge if I ever do go, I'll hide under my table.

 

[QlimaxUK]

Damn right - I need to cut down on buying myself presents all the time - I can't help it, I love me and think me deserves it

So easy to spend a fortune going out with mates and holidays too!

thats the one perk of being single anyway 32" LCD TV just 4 ME!

 

[Gaygle]

like someone to crack one off onto. hahaha

*nods* - the inflatable dolls just aren't the same as the real thing are they? They just don't react to it

 

[Hedge]

Ok boys form a queue! I take it I need to keep the CSA off your backs?

If the wrestling is good, ill pay a weekly fee

 

[Voltar]

I'm not emotionally stable enough. There is nothing wrong with me at all which I guess is kind of wasted on me, without being arrogant I do have lots going on for me.

But I can never tell when they like me and I find that I'm just not all that bothered about being single. I find that I also have a massive sign on me saying 'friend zone' on me or something because I seem to only be able to make friends with them.

A lot of the time I can become quite obsessive (can't really help it tbh) and will be constantly thinking about a person when I've only really been friends with them ever. I have strange expectations and I think I tend to count my chickens and then not be able to 'do' anything about it because I think the other person only wants to be friends.

I tend to send texts out and whenever I do it I regret it and have the impression (of myself) that I'm acting desperate.

Also I think it's because I'm thought of as a 'gentleman' and a 'nice guy' which I think is true, but the former does not get you very far.

Or perhaps it's because I'm completely clueless and don't really mind waiting.


Who knows eh?

 

[Strife212]

Get out, what are you arrow key guys doing on an enthusiast forum

 

[QlimaxUK]

on the topic of money, does anyone else (single) find it 'hard' to decide what the spend their weekly income on??? i only earn mininum wage but have plenty of saving as i don't know what to buy without feeling like i have wasted money?

 

[bennyboy2606]

Because my long term girlfriend left me a few days ago :L

 

[Solari]

on the topic of money, does anyone else (single) find it 'hard' to decide what the spend their weekly income on??? i only earn mininum wage but have plenty of saving as i don't know what to buy without feeling like i have wasted money?

Yep, since being single I'm saving a lot of money every month as I have pretty much what I want at the moment. I must admit of late I try to justify everything I buy, but I do still have the odd lapse where I will buy things I want but don't need

English girls suck and I'm in England?

Here's a clue "Girls I have nothing to offer you! Go back to your soap operas, pop magazines and obsession with material goods and knock out some more kids with your chavvy boyfriends/husbands!"

So true Gave up on English lasses quite some time ago

 

[Overlag]

How long, have all the single people on here?

since October 2007 which i suppose aint THAT bad...

 

[Happy]

on the topic of money, does anyone else (single) find it 'hard' to decide what the spend their weekly income on??? i only earn mininum wage but have plenty of saving as i don't know what to buy without feeling like i have wasted money?

Yes I find that can easily afford things, but then feel guilty having bought anything. I must some how feel that the money has more use being in an account instead of making me happy

Slightly weird but Willhub has been describing me perfectly bar the cycling so far

 

[Raymond Lin]

Work too much mostly.

 

[fozter]

Lolwhut?

Oh god, I'm not going now scary coincidence!

I'd go but I'm naff at being human sat nav, last time I tried to go to Wallasey I ended up in some little Welsh village on the coast. And I'm way too alpha to be told what to do by someone called TomTom.

So if I see a scary broadie woman with "Mike" on her/his namebadge if I ever do go, I'll hide under my table.

Arghh it's the easiest place in the world to find! It blags my head that people can't get to it! And I'm not scary or broad! I bet you sound scouse anyway so that's equally as bad as a Wigan accent!

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Work too much mostly.

Not cos you're solicitor ? Untrustworthy bunch ....

( says the cop. )

 

[Vita]

Because my long term girlfriend left me a few days ago :L

For real? I thought you gave wow up for her?

Or was that someone else.

I'm sure you had the good looking blonde?

 

[NightSt@lk3r]

( says the cop. )

Your a cop?

*runs*

 

[Happy]

For real? I thought you gave wow up for her?

Or was that someone else.

I'm sure you had the good looking blonde?

Yes was him Something was up because I had an msn message from him this morning "luv u xx"

 

[mattyprice4004]

Arghh it's the easiest place in the world to find! It blags my head that people can't get to it! And I'm not scary or broad! I bet you sound scouse anyway so that's equally as bad as a Wigan accent!

Scouse? Ew no. Some people say I have scouse moments but they get cockslapped, I'm nothing of the sort

Yeah I need to venture up, staff discount much for a special friend?

Need to get well first.

 

[Overlag]

The average female gamer?

ewwwwwww the female version of a geek is WELL ugly.

 

[fozter]

Scouse? Ew no. Some people say I have scouse moments but they get cockslapped, I'm nothing of the sort

Yeah I need to venture up, staff discount much for a special friend?

Need to get well first.

Well I'm nothing of the Wiganer "Go down't road tut chip shop" sort. Man flu, I'm guessing? Man up and discount all depends! It's only 8 quid anyway!!