Why do women do what they do?

mac1st3 said:
far from it, I think I was her 7th or so, I'm just that good she didn't want to let go lol.
She was my 3rd, but we were together 2 months, and a month of that was spent with me trying to get rid of her :confused: broke up every other week, and cause I'm too nice I'd let her stay/ be convinced she'd tone down the crazy lol, yes, I'm a fool >.<
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christ, you'd think they would see a pattern emerging :D

easily done tho, women are good at tricking us trusting men!
 
Chandler_90 said:
Trying not to brag... but my gf is awesome lol.

She is relaxed, laid back..
Is happy for me to go out with my mates AND come in late..
She is fine with me playing video games till the early hours and loves playing video games/listening to music or watching films.
She encourages me to spend money on the things I like..
As for the sexual activity... she initiates it.. and if she falls asleep she always tells me to wake her up :o

And to top it all of she is gorgeous.

No joke lol.. As far as life goes she is the best thing in mine by a country mile.

They're not all bad... you just need to keep looking :)
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yeah my current gf is not too far off that either, she's a devil in the sack too. Took a few goes but i finally found the 'one'

Just keep looking guys, they're out there somewhere!
 
.................................and you guys are sooooooooooo perfect?

I know it must be difficult for people who keep their brains in their underpants, but do you honestly think that you are so different?

After all, you never sulk, you always consider the time / environment / mood etc. when chasing us around the bed with a 'broom handle', you never sit ther farting your arses off and playing games while the little woman is dusting, cooking, cleaning, fetching drinks?

I suppose that all we have to do all day is swan around in our sexy underwear panting in anticipation of your arrival home?

Life isn't like that so get with the program.

......oh and btw, I am brilliant at map reading but completely incapable of making any rational decisions!! :D
 
yermum said:
.................................and you guys are sooooooooooo perfect?

I know it must be difficult for people who keep their brains in their underpants, but do you honestly think that you are so different?

After all, you never sulk, you always consider the time / environment / mood etc. when chasing us around the bed with a 'broom handle', you never sit ther farting your arses off and playing games while the little woman is dusting, cooking, cleaning, fetching drinks?

I suppose that all we have to do all day is swan around in our sexy underwear panting in anticipation of your arrival home?

Life isn't like that so get with the program.

......oh and btw, I am brilliant at map reading but completely incapable of making any rational decisions!! :D
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Back to the Kitchen with you !
 
Actually you can eat your words cause i do pretty much everything in the house, the only thing that my partner does is the washing :p and on the subjects of farts women are just as bad as men, lifting the bum up and letting one go, then saying "ahh thats better" especially whilst watching tv or in the bath, which isn't nice when your in the bath with them
 
malc30 said:
She'll be back. ;) + :p
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Just had the Mad Woman on MSN.
Completely different person to the one I talked to last night. :rolleyes:
Of course it's All a Big misunderstanding & I took her wrong. Sorry for upsetting me & ranting on etc

In my mind though this makes it/her worse as She can go on like that trying to upset me just to satisfy her stupid head. **** her.
If she had a Justified reason then it would be Ok.

Those that think I neglect my women for the 360 Don't know me at all.
Anybody that resents my gaming can quite clearly **** off, Especially when I have spent days/weeks/months pleasuring her & giving her the kind of attention she has Never had in her life before. :mad:

Humans are just so Dissapointing.
 
Even when they're wrong they're right :(

Tell me if a man talks in a forest, and there is no woman present to contradict him, is he still wrong? ;)
 
Well my one has Settled herself right down. :cool:
That'll Learn her !!!
 
Even if you agree your wrong becasue she only what you to disagree to continue the dialogue.

Best thing i learnt was to say sorry and say they were right. it just winds them up even further becasue they can argue with you.
 
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