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Hehehehehe.
either way, it's unhealthy to keep it all bottled up (not literally) can lead to bowel/colon cancer etc, explain it to her and see if it works hehe
I've tried the comedy route of pull my finger but I nearly followed through because I laughed so hard. Simple things.
I think I scared her by talking about 'that time' when I '****' on one of my ex-girlfriends by accident...
I'm a decent person; one at a time.
hahaha ahh yea, good times >.<
just try going for a massive excavation before bed, might help
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I do, but I can literally go every hour if I try... the day they make fuel out of this stuff is the day I become the richest guy in the world. I have an endless supply.
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Just pray you don't follow through in bed, a mate of mine did that in his missus bed, not only did he have the embarassment of sharting in his missus bed at 2 in the morning, his girlfreinds dad banned him from the house and refused to talk to him again.
I haven't laughed so hard since he told me that one, I damn near wet myself.
I haven't laughed so hard since he told me that one, I damn near wet myself.
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Yet she didn't dump him?
There was a UK movie about a boy who couldn't stop farting. He had an exhaust pipe connected to him to carry the gases outside of the house.
Its called Thunderpants. Don't knock it as it stars the excellent Paul Giamatti
Its called Thunderpants. Don't knock it as it stars the excellent Paul Giamatti
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That could work, so long as I don't pass solids that block the pipework.
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No, they're still together, he had to buy her new bedding and it took a while to get back into her house (her dad still doesn't like him) he now keeps his boxers on in the night just incase too.
I dunno how to be honest, if a girl sharted in my bed I don't know whether I could forgive her.
Doesn't matter if your girlfreinds at home still or on her own or at uni, or whatever.
You still don't wanna shart the bed, dire consequences will ensue.
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Having dumped a girl for a bit of undercover farting I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be at all happy about it if she left me a 'souvenir'.
OP takes a dump four times a day? WTF?
I'm no biologist or expert on human excretion...but four times?! Cmooon!
With regards to my man up comment OP, I meant more a case of Man up and live with it if you can, until the point when you can comfortably let them all go in her company.
I've had times where I have woken me and the Mrs up with a fart. I once managed a really long squeaky one that lasted a good 10+ seconds with a constant tone. Middle of the night, it finished and we both laughed and went back to bed!
I'm no biologist or expert on human excretion...but four times?! Cmooon!
With regards to my man up comment OP, I meant more a case of Man up and live with it if you can, until the point when you can comfortably let them all go in her company.
I've had times where I have woken me and the Mrs up with a fart. I once managed a really long squeaky one that lasted a good 10+ seconds with a constant tone. Middle of the night, it finished and we both laughed and went back to bed!
Dont you mean evacuation lol
Have you thought of going to a doctor/food dietary person, they could probably help you out?
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