The night is dark and full of terrors,
Please Seven Gods shield Jon from errors,
Spare Daenerys and her dragons,
Tell Tyrion to circle wagons,
Protect Ser Jaime and The Hound,
Let Brienne thrive now knighthood's found,
Keep Davos safe with lucky knuckles,
Ensure the Night King's plan soon buckles,
Yes it's winter and quite parky,
For grim Unsullied and Dothraki,
But they'll fight well for their Khaleesi,
Cos she's provided kit that's fleecy,
The Hound must brave the shield of fire,
And Gendry must forget desire,
Remind Arya, she's not immortal,
And hope the dragonglass they brought'll,
Spare the folk of Winterfell,
From eternity in winter hell!
Here's hoping the writing's better than mine. It's no good though, I'm giving up with the matchsticks and going to bed. I will not be looking at the internet again until I've watched this episode in the morning. We who are about to get something in our eye, salute you!