Oscar for best one liner: Varis "At least we're already in a crypt."
Oscar for best military tactic: The Dothraki; nothing beats a cavalry charge into the dark while trying not to set yourself on fire with your own sword. It was nicely set up, but I laughed when they went all Jon Snow at the Battle of the B's.
Oscar for milking a hopeless situation: The writers... I checked how far we were through the episode halfway through the battle and wondered how much more of this Normandy landing hopelessness we'd have to put up with before someone took out the machine guns.
Oscar for best idea: Raining zombies! Raining ****** zombies! Genuine genius that one... though Dany letting it happen in the first place was ridiculous, so they cancel each other out.
Oscar for best scene: Sansa and Tyrion in the crypt before it all goes to pot... this show is always at its best when it's being human. Fighting is great punctuation but lousy prose.
Oscar for worst drama villain ever: The Night King... as prone to pathetic gloaty pauses as any other action movie moron! Still, he's undead, and used to getting his way with brute force. Probably not the brightest spark, despite the eyes. But they should have set him up as more fallible, or had Bran warg into one of his disciples or something, to show there was reason to be cautious.
Oscar for worst missed opportunity: The writers, WHY did the Hound not watch the dead rise and say "Oh ****, now we've got to do it all again" ?
Oscar for sneaking into a tree unseen: Arya. I was too busy thinking "where did she come from?" to enjoy that sudden climax.
Oscar for clinging onto hope of a decent GoT ending: Me! Now the North's forces are dust, we'll need a proper Game of Thrones type plot to save them. I have faith... honest. No, really.