Having read through the whole thread I can conclude:
1) OP is a moron and has walked himself into it - it could have been avoided a long time ago.
2) Tefal you are such a great big ****
3) Its time to stop. Any further is just verging on cruel and sad imo.
Great thread mind
I have to agree. Although it is an entertaining thread and it amazes me what information people will put on the internet, I think it went a bit too far in places and its time to let it go.