With a bit of luck

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:01

azab350 said:
what you insinuating?

you're crap at talking to woman, but she cant really be up to much if she calls you babe after a dialogue like that.

TurboMonkey · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:02

My worst line was after a night out back at her mum's place.

"can I get in your pants or what?"

Needless to say I slept on the floor for the night.

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:03

thats appauling, i cant believe you were sissy enough to think you have to ask, real men make moves!

LiE · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:04

TurboMonkey said:
My worst line was after a night out back at her mum's place.

"can I get in your pants or what?"

Needless to say I slept on the floor for the night.

You're so cool. I want to be you.

antijoke · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:05

I spy with my little eye, a benefit claim coming soon.

And a thread 'So I got my girlfriend pregnant, spec me a crib' coming soon.

TurboMonkey · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:10

msm722 said:
You're so cool. I want to be you.

I know, I know. Some of us have got it, some don't. This was years ago though! I remember telling my mates and they all "facepalmed".

Tefal · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:12

TurboMonkey said:
I know, I know. Some of us have got it, some don't. This was years ago though! I remember telling my mates and they all "facepalmed".

thats the kind of thing you never ever tell anyone

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:16

JonB said:
Regis is a brand, I think, like Toni & Guy.

Yes but named salon + knowing OP's location + OCUK GD Detective Agency = Alarming phonecall for the chav + Hilarity for GDers

LordSplodge · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:19

anticonscience said:
I spy with my little eye, a benefit claim coming soon.

And a thread 'So I got my girlfriend pregnant, spec me a crib' coming soon.

I knocked my "girlfriend" up. OCUK spec me some benefits that I can claim from hard working tax payers because I was to stupid to use protection thread!

ACE!

antijoke · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:20

[FnG]magnolia;12417252 said:
Yes but named salon + knowing OP's location + OCUK GD Detective Agency = Alarming phonecall for the chav + Hilarity for GDers

Even funnier if someone went to have a hair cut there and questioned said chavette. Could be some humiliation in store for OP.

He could be the next Sherminator

Deanje · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:21

fus said:
What, a bum hole? Are you going to destroy his arse? Are you in to that kind of thing? No wonder you couldn't get it up for the hambeast.

All I came here to say was: hambeast is such an awesome term!

JonB · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:23

[FnG]magnolia;12417252 said:
Yes but named salon + knowing OP's location + OCUK GD Detective Agency = Alarming phonecall for the chav + Hilarity for GDers

[cough]
REGIS HAIRSTYLISTS
CREWE TOWN CENTRE
10 VICTORIA STREET
CREWE, CHESHIRE, ENGLAND CW1 2HE
p: 01270505603
[/cough]

LiE · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:24

Sometimes a chav girl is nice for a change. You really can abuse them good.

TurboMonkey · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:28

Someone HAS to call !!

TurboMonkey · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:29

msm722 said:
Sometimes a chav girl is nice for a change. You really can abuse them good.

Plus they are much dirtier and really know how to suck ****.

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:29

msm722 said:
Sometimes a chav girl is nice for a change. You really can abuse them good.

yea but this guys putting way too much effort into it..

[FnG]magnolia · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:31

I just want to say that before this goes any further I was not suggesting anyone do this. And by "alarming phonecall for the chav" I meant "amusing and law-abiding salutations"

antijoke · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:33

Well the number works, who to ask for.....

peetee · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:35

anticonscience said:
Well the number works, who to ask for.....

you're from the local gum clinic mate. thats always a killer, previous partner has been discovered to have the clap, come in for a test, then we'll see if shes honest with the OP etc, funny stuff.

LiE · 2 Sep 2008 at 16:37

I can just imagine azab trying to explain to this girl why she got a call from some guy and what an OcUK is.