Women seem stupid... should I try men?
- Thread starter Jono
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Seems there are a lot of confused people in this thread. Perhaps the following will help...
The following questions will help you decide whether or not you are
gay:
1. It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?
a) Sleep on it.
b) Bite it.
2. You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory? Which do
you take?
a) Producer.
b) Packer.
3. If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?
a) Grubs and beetles.
b) Chutney.
4. You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?
a) A horse.
b) A sausage.
5. Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.
Would you:
a) Melt it.
b) Stab it.
6. You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?
a) Proudly at the front door.
b) Furtively up the back passage.
7. Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform the weeding?
a) Downhill.
b) Uphill.
8. Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?
a) Manfully discard it from your path.
b) Lift it.
9. As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread.
b) Made of spam.
10. You want to learn a musical instrument. What do you decide to
play?
a) Piano.
b) Pink oboe.
11. As a marine biologist, what is your favourite creature?
a) A sea anenome.
b) A chocolate starfish.
12. You are a miner. What do you mine?
a) Coal.
b) Marmite.
The following questions will help you decide whether or not you are
gay:
1. It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?
a) Sleep on it.
b) Bite it.
2. You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory? Which do
you take?
a) Producer.
b) Packer.
3. If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?
a) Grubs and beetles.
b) Chutney.
4. You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?
a) A horse.
b) A sausage.
5. Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.
Would you:
a) Melt it.
b) Stab it.
6. You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?
a) Proudly at the front door.
b) Furtively up the back passage.
7. Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform the weeding?
a) Downhill.
b) Uphill.
8. Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?
a) Manfully discard it from your path.
b) Lift it.
9. As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread.
b) Made of spam.
10. You want to learn a musical instrument. What do you decide to
play?
a) Piano.
b) Pink oboe.
11. As a marine biologist, what is your favourite creature?
a) A sea anenome.
b) A chocolate starfish.
12. You are a miner. What do you mine?
a) Coal.
b) Marmite.
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Lol.
Soldato
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Back to the wall and you will be fine.
I just hope that is a proper wall... What about some gay repellant spray or something.
You run at that point.
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^TANK^ is 30% Gay
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Tanks are 30% gay? that explains everything......
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Hahahah, I actually lol'd in my office towards the end. Pink oboe .... hahah
I don't get that one, does anyone even know what it means?
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Uphill gardener == gay
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I think gayers are even more complicated then girls, you should do what I did and become a Lesbian.
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I know that much
Don't understand the metaphor though.
I say you google it and let the rest of us know who don't have a clue either!
I am sure nothing disturbing awaits your random searching.
