Women's eyebrows these days - What the devil is going on?

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They're obsessed with them, not only that but my girl is obsessed with 'trimming' mine. Told her to **** off and leave my caterpillars alone or find another boyfriend.
 

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Stupid eyebrows don't bother me as much as all the women with stupid pumped up lips these days. They look awful most of the time



or even Audrey Hepburn, she was really pretty, but she clearly shaped her brows - still they're a far cry from what happens today.

Sophia Loren, Grace Kelly, Monica Bellucci, Linda Evangelista - all good examples of what looks very good.

Kate Beckinsale.
https://fashnberry.com/2016/12/kate-beckinsale-in-reem-acra-at-22nd-annual-critics-choice-awards/
 
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I was in Barcelona the other week, walking around. I was taken by how pretty many of the local women are, how nicely they seem to dress, how unmaid up they are. I noticed one girl, she stood out as she had the aforementioned eye bugs and 10 feet of makeup on. As I got closer I realised she was an English girl. I'm pretty much 50 so an old geezer but there is a fashion for the west coast porn star look (I've never seen porn obviously...) amongst girls on a night out in the UK that I don't see in many places in Europe. Classless, that's the word.

Still would obviously, but I am making a point here.
 
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+1 for Spanish women. Always amazed at how naturally pretty so many of them are whenever I go over there (actually it's quite common in many European countries). Can't stand the now-common porn star look with a bucket of foundation.

I know a few girls that are naturally stunning but still insist on going out with a mask on. :(
 
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Ah yes, Catherine Schell, one of my childhood crushes.


Ah yes, the TV approximation of an alien female, just like an earthbound gorgeous 34-26-34, 5ft 7in 9st. homo sapien female but with wonky eyebrows.

Like that's completely realistic, based on real research and intelligent summation. .

It's the main reason I hate Sci-Fi with a passion, it's all complete cack isn't it ?
 
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Ah yes, the TV approximation of an alien female, just like an earthbound gorgeous 34-26-34, 5ft 7in 9st. homo sapien female but with wonky eyebrows.

Like that's completely realistic, based on real research and intelligent summation. .

It's the main reason I hate Sci-Fi with a passion, it's all complete cack isn't it ?

So hang on, are you saying she can't turn into a leopard ?
 
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Ah yes, the TV approximation of an alien female, just like an earthbound gorgeous 34-26-34, 5ft 7in 9st. homo sapien female but with wonky eyebrows.

Like that's completely realistic, based on real research and intelligent summation. .

It's the main reason I hate Sci-Fi with a passion, it's all complete cack isn't it ?


So what would be realistic?

The only evidence of intelligent life we have is that it's us
 

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Yes, it's all made up, TV isn't real life.

These people have the vote, it's frightening.

Lies! Years ago, what was it I heard on the radio one afternoon as they were discussing Eastenders or Coronation Street about lots of people laying flowers or the death of a scene from one episode? Yet nothing was real. They came out in droves.
 

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+1 for Spanish women. Always amazed at how naturally pretty so many of them are whenever I go over there (actually it's quite common in many European countries). Can't stand the now-common porn star look with a bucket of foundation.

I know a few girls that are naturally stunning but still insist on going out with a mask on. :(

I despise that glitter stuff. Funny though how so many want to look like porn stars yet moan about womens rights, equality and objectification.
 
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