Worst car I've ever driven

Priceless :rolleyes:

It's true, the amount of times when I was on my placement somebody made a comment about my car and then moaned they 'couldnt afford one like it' when they almost invariably drove new or nearly new Corsas, Fiestas etc all of which cost them more to buy than mine did :confused:
 
[TW]Fox;11811816 said:
No they are better, but there is still no excuse for it. Most people who buy Corsas tend to be so mind bendingly short sighted and a bit dim that he's probably convinced himself he needs to buy a Corsa becuase he could never afford a nice car like, for example, your Cupra R. They all tend to think that.

They dont bother to check the prices of better cars, they simply assume they cant afford them.
I agree.

I loved the Corsa VXR I drove on the Vauxhall track day, but if it was my money, there are plenty better cars for around £15k!
 
Oh and just a general thread statement.

0-60 time isn't everything, and if you think driving a corsa is bad, you shuold try a beetle with only aroud 45bhp, tyres that weigh more than a passenger and suspension a foot above the ground. ;)
 
[TW]Fox;11811943 said:
It's true, the amount of times when I was on my placement somebody made a comment about my car and then moaned they 'couldnt afford one like it' when they almost invariably drove new or nearly new Corsas, Fiestas etc all of which cost them more to buy than mine did :confused:

It comes from people who are so mechanically inept they verge on paranoid.
People who buy a new Corsa would never buy a BMW such as yours as they would be forever terrified that it would go wrong being over 3 years old.

I had someone at work comment that my 05 Lexus is now 3 years old and was I going to change it as it will probably start to go wrong now.

My mother is in the same mindset. She commented that the Audi A8 I had before the Lexus was "a bit old" (3 years) and why didn't I buy a nice new car like her's (1.1 Fiesta base model).

You'd be surprised about the amount of people who honestly belive that an 08 plate, brand new Corsa is a better car and has more prestige than a 05 plate 7-series.

Oh and just a general thread statement.

0-60 time isn't everything, and if you think driving a corsa is bad, you shuold try a beetle with only aroud 45bhp, tyres that weigh more than a passenger and suspension a foot above the ground. ;)

Yeah but the smiles per mile in a Beetle massively outweigh the abysmal performance.
I have no issue with slow cars as long as they have some redeeming features to make up for it.

Some slow cars that I would be happy to own:

VW bus
Beetle
MK3 Cortina 1.6
Mini
etc.

They all have charm and appeal beyond their "performance".
 
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[TW]Fox;11811943 said:
It's true, the amount of times when I was on my placement somebody made a comment about my car and then moaned they 'couldnt afford one like it' when they almost invariably drove new or nearly new Corsas, Fiestas etc all of which cost them more to buy than mine did :confused:

In your experience, thats fair enough. Think branding "Most people who buy Corsas tend to be so mind bendingly short sighted and a bit dim" a bit much though.
 
My god, after reading replies from the good ol' elitest bandwagon, I must not even be human as I drive a Corsa. However mine is a 1.6 Sport so it's fine for speeds up to the legal limit...

Funny how it's always Mr. Fox with something to say though haha, I rarely come on here and he's there in whatever thread I look at causing trouble. Tut tut.

Don't you love being stereotyped :)
 
My god, after reading replies from the good ol' elitest bandwagon, I must not even be human as I drive a Corsa. However mine is a 1.6 Sport so it's fine for speeds up to the legal limit...

Funny how it's always Mr. Fox with something to say though haha, I rarely come on here and he's there in whatever thread I look at causing trouble. Tut tut.

Don't you love being stereotyped :)

Well I drive a 318 so apparently I must be an asian driver with M badges on with tacky stickers all over and M body kit with a loud exhaust :p *HIGH FIVES*
 
[TW]Fox;11812164 said:
I think its pretty clear I was talking about people who spend thousands on them rather than just pick one up for a couple of hundred quid to use as a cheap runabout.

So what exactly is your point?

That you can buy older/larger/more equipped cars for the same money as newer/smaller/less equipped cars?

Just interested in your standpoint...
 
Mine cost me £1300. Wanted a small, nippy, reliable, very cheap to run/own car.

17 months later, still does as I wanted... not ONCE has it let me down nor cost me anything in maintenance bar general servicing which is not even remotely expensive lol.

/Awaits Fox to beat me down with keyboard etc tbh!!11one
 
[TW]Fox;11812154 said:
Where did THAT come from :confused:

Just previous threads where people complain about /all/ drivers of x car etc not aimed at anyone specific but more a general jab in the sides and pulling of arms ;p
 
So what exactly is your point?

I think I made my point pretty clear above - many people who buy new or nearly new Corsas do so under the assumption they cannot afford anything else, when in actual fact they can. I simply used the example I had experienced to make a point rather than suggesting everyone with a Corsa should have done that becuase quite clearly that would be stupid.

For the same price as a new or nearly new Corsa, you can buy so many better cars, including Ford Focus, VW Golf, Toyota Yaris, Mazda3, BMW MINI, Fiat 500, etc etc etc.

But no - instead people have the most bizarre things in mind when purchasing a car. Did you know a proportion of people will buy a car simply becuase the local dealer is near their house? Thats right, they'll buy say a Corsa becuase the Vauxhall dealer is 3 miles closer to them, even though the car will need to visit said dealer once a year at the very most. Or they'll think blimey, if I get the 1.3 CTDi Corsa, it might be £1500 more expensive, but it only costs £35 a year to tax! Crikey, got do to that. Or they'll ignore a superior car from, say, Toyota, becuase their Dad had a Datsun once in 1970 and it rusted and Datsun are from the same country, right?

Every day thousands of people buy cars after not bothering to educate themselves or make an informed choice first. It's quite sad to see, really. Nothing wrong with buying a Corsa if you've sat down, worked through the rivals, considered its the best for your needs etc etc... but most Corsa buyers simply DONT do that. They pop down the road, see one in a pretty colour and finance it up large. Half the reason the economy is in the mess its in, really.

I don't expect you to understand, didnt you spend £18k on a diesel Zafira?
 
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[TW]Fox;11812202 said:
I think I made my point pretty clear above - many people who buy new or nearly new Corsas do so under the assumption they cannot afford anything else, when in actual fact they can. I simply used the example I had experienced to make a point rather than suggesting everyone with a Corsa should have done that becuase quite clearly that would be stupid.

For the same price as a new or nearly new Corsa, you can buy so many better cars, including Ford Focus, VW Golf, Toyota Yaris, Mazda3, BMW MINI, Fiat 500, etc etc etc.

But no - instead people have the most bizarre things in mind when purchasing a car. Did you know a proportion of people will buy a car simply becuase the local dealer is near their house? Thats right, they'll buy say a Corsa becuase the Vauxhall dealer is 3 miles closer to them, even though the car will need to visit said dealer once a year at the very most. Or they'll think blimey, if I get the 1.3 CTDi Corsa, it might be £1500 more expensive, but it only costs £35 a year to tax! Crikey, got do to that. Or they'll ignore a superior car from, say, Toyota, becuase their Dad had a Datsun once in 1970 and it rusted and Datsun are from the same country, right?

Every day thousands of people buy cars after not bothering to educate themselves or make an informed choice first. It's quite sad to see, really. Nothing wrong with buying a Corsa if you've sat down, worked through the rivals, considered its the best for your needs etc etc... but most Corsa buyers simply DONT do that. They pop down the road, see one in a pretty colour and finance it up large. Half the reason the economy is in the mess its in, really.

I don't expect you to understand, didnt you spend £18k on a diesel Zafira?

The problem is, as I keep pointing out is that you are assuming that everyone's criteria is identical to yours.. which, clearly, it isn't..
Your main downfall is a simple lack of ability to stand back and look at things from other peoples perspective, and understanding 'why' their way may be right for them, even when it isn't for you...

Most people would be correct in looking at you and having a similar rant about buying old unreliable knackers for £7K that cost loads to run, and are constantly having to frequent the garage...

I especially like the way you have solved our economic downturn, we simply need to get GB to put a ban on people buying new small cars, especially corsa's and things will be rosey.. ;)
 
The problem is, as I keep pointing out is that you are assuming that everyone's criteria is identical to yours.. which, clearly, it isn't..
Your main downfall is a simple lack of ability to stand back and look at things from other peoples perspective, and understanding 'why' their way may be right for them, even when it isn't for you...

Their way is right for them, but only becuase in their world, nothing else exists. Unless you'd like to justify buying a brand new Corsa becuase the Vauxhall dealer is 3 miles closer than the Ford dealer.

You have far too much faith in the British public if you think every car purchase is informed..

I'm also getting sick of people telling me I assume everyone has 'critiera identical to mine'. Either do me the courtesy of bothering to read my post in full, or don't waste your time compiling a reply if thats what you think. If you were right with that, why would I have listed the alternative cars I listed? I wouldn't. A post in which I assume the criteria is the same as mine would contain no Ford Focus, no Toyota Yaris and absolutely definately NO VW Golfs.
 
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18K (well actually £17.5K) for a new Zafira that with the options had a list price of £23K+, (£19,999 + options)

It's coming upto 3 years old, I've been offered £10,600 privately, that's close to 60% retained value.. it was bought with Cash, so no finance, so I haven't contributed to the economic down turn that car financing apparantly has been causing..

It's got 200BHP/330lbft, active suspension, etc, drives very well, and hustles along alarmingly well, which makes it a real hoot to drive at times..

It's also got 7 seats, doubles up as a VAN, and returns northwards of 40MPG no matter how I drive it, all with 20K service intervals, of which the first 20K service was £103

As cars go, £6900 over 3 years for a new car that is actually nice to be in and drive would not seem too :eek: to me...
 
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