Worst names for people?

[Stu999]

 

[Mr Joshua]

Went to school with a boy with the name Gay. He got tough quickly for a small chap

I once had a customer called Alan Gay, I often sent his mail order addressed to A. Gay, simple thing for simple minds.

 

[Efour]

Went to school with a guy called Gaylord.

 

[DJMK4]

Peter file



I always also laugh at the big main car dealer places (Dick Lovett)

 

[UTmaniac]

Prank calls from The Simpsons say hi.

 

[Mr Badger]

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel.

There's no need to make this thread political.

 

[Teknobry]

Read it again bro

Yeah I managed to read 'grandchild' not granddaughter.
Comprehension fail.

 

[Zefan]

Yeah I managed to read 'grandchild' not granddaughter.
Comprehension fail.

To be fair it was worded in an unnecessarily weird way!

 

[Dis86]

To be fair it was worded in an unnecessarily weird way!

Yanks, innit?

 

[Zefan]

Yanks, innit?

Idd.

 

[throwaway4372]

P.P. Arnold

 

[LeeUK]

Anyone born in the last 40 years called John.

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Randy Baumgardner

Randy Baumgardner - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Vidar]

I knew a guy many years ago, who, I believe, on a dare legally changed his name by deed poll to "Anal Mordor"

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

"Anal Mordor"

My new band name confirmed

 

[redtilldead]

Went to school with a guy named Hardik

 

[dirtychinchilla]

A guy I know wanted to call his son Lucifer.... lol..

His Mrs wouldn't allow it for obvious reasons, but they ended up calling him Solomon instead... still has dodgy connotations if you ask me, but at least he can be called 'Sol' for short...

I have a cousin with a child called Atticus, which isn't that weird. But they are apparently naming their upcoming daughter, Boudica. Beggars belief

 

[cheesefest]

 

[wesley]

One student at college where I used to work, called Peter File

 

[Bubo]

Any bloke whose surname is Raper. You can go for ages not noticing it, then all of a sudden you will go "Hang on, his name is Raper!", before you forget again.