I finally gave in after 2 years and decided to try the Cataclysm trial, Blizzard so kind offered knowing fully well that’s all they need to get you hooked on to subscribing (Damn Blizzard, you psychological gods).
So I looked at the Worgen class and thought, wow, these look amazing, a werewolf? I mean, I could be my own Taylor Lautner, how freaking awesome is that? My girlfriend gasped in anticipation to feel my new rock hard abs.
So I went on to make a worgen after looking at the awesome druid forms they have. I arrived in Gilneas and saw the undead army, I thought to myself, oh I thought to myself, how amazing, soon we will have Orcs, Trolls, Zombies, Werewolves, Goblins and … err… Barbie dolls! All under our command, the battles will be even more epic then Lord of the Rings.
First I was told to start bombing some undead and I thought that was strange but perhaps it was some evil initiation test to see if you can handle the Horde, weak soft hearted individuals are the first ones to be eaten I thought! After doing this, I noticed some strange fella dancing like Michael Jackson like that song “I’m on a boat” I’m on a boat *beep* I’m on a boat. He said to me, hey you, do you want a ride? So I said, well why of course I do, I am not walking all the way to Ogrimmar in this weather! I don’t even know where I am! So I hop on the boat now I’m on a boat.
I hear the “we have arrived at the destination” message and I thought ,good, took them long enough, so I get off the boat and I look around and though, hey this place looks way too green to be Ogrimmar, so I direct myself to the Admiral and ask him, hey, where are we? To which to my surprise he responds: Darnassus. Darnassus I thought? This can’t be right!! I have to get out of here before they take me into captivity! So I I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah", forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.