Write a lie about the poster above!

[Greenlizard0]

Steady on - it's just a joke thread.

Was born in a night club toilet.

 

[Dugganator]

steven seagal love child

 

[Steedie]

Told Obama that "No, you actually can't!" and lived

 

[Sawell]

Is a PC giraffe

 

[Dugganator]

Told Obama that "No, you actually can't!" and lived

haha love it

 

[Steedie]

Actually hated it

 

[Efour]

secretly breeds chinchillas in his shed and sells them as "whacky slippers" for xmas presents

 

[Andr3w]

Was one of the people tiger woods had sex with

 

[ICEx21]

^ Touches himself while talking to his mum on the phone.

 

[Ahleckz]

Was once banned from all buses within Edinburgh due to his uncontrollable urge to get naked at every opportunity.

 

[Andr3w]

Every day he put some of his 'man-juice' in an evelope and sends it to the page 3 models!

 

[233]

is bob crows right hand man

 

[Greebo]

^ is really a cockney but since he lives in Scotland he puts on a Scottish accent and pretends he is Scottish. Sadly, it's the worst scottish accent that you have ever heard and everybopdy secretly laughs about him behind his back.

 

[Emlyn_Dewar]

^ In 1993, caused £3543 worth of damage after a prank backfired and caused a minor fishing boat collision. 2 people were injured a 2 crates of haddock were lost.

 

[britboy4321]

Wrote the above COMPLETELY TRUE story.

 

[Cosimo]

A choirboy who is always at mass.

 

[sanaxe1]

Hes a funny guy

 

[TheCenturion]

Has no trolling or homoerotic tendencies

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Unscrews his private parts every night and pops them in a glass of Sterident for that squeaky clean feeling.

 

[ac1d1ty]

Unsrews his private parts every night and pops then in a glass of Sterident for that squeaky clean feeling.

Is a law abiding citizen