Well, time to break cover for this season and say that it's nice to see the X-Factor circus has lost none of its contrived drama. Love it or hate it, you can't deny the fact they can create talking points.
At risk of jumping on a clear favourite and risking a repeat of last year's Janet effect, I'll be disappointed if Ella doesn't win. Unlike Janet, who had a much more fragile voice and style (which is what appealed to me as being different) Ella could perform the back of a Weetabix packet and make it sound compelling. The problem for the show will be finding some songs she can't sing well to give the others a chance and make it seem like a competition.
I quite like the shy guy with the squeaky voice, but he's not a natural performer. He could come out of his shell, but he probably needs taking under someone's wing for a few years, a bit like Janet.
The rest... background noise. I look forward to fast forwarding through most of their performances. And eating humble pie when my expectations meet reality.
Oh, and I'm already kicking myself for feeling a tiny bit sorry for Rylan. He's been cast as this year's Johnny, but I'm not sure we're ready for another one, so soon. They've got the talented but quirky Spraggan for that slot this year. She could go a long way as long as they fire whoever did her makeup this weekend and let her sing her own stuff.