Had one that left me properly angry last week. Coming off the A2 near Rochester, I was in lane 1, as it's a filter lane off to another bypass. I glanced over at a van as I came towards the turn off, an old Berlingo or something..it caught my attention because it was the head of a line of idiots probably doing about 65MPH at most in lane three, so I wanted to see if they looked as stupid as they drove. As I looked at the driver, he was just staring at his phone, texting. I don't mean he was glancing down at it occasionally - he literally had it held right up in front of his face at arms length, as though he was taking a picture.
Anyway, I carried on in my lane. By this time, my filter lane is starting to turn and there's traffic ahead slowing where it broadens into two lanes, so I slow down gently, which means the van starts to pass me on the main carriageway. Suddenly, he realises he needs to come off the same junction, so veers from what is now lane 2 of the 3-lane carriageway, across the hatching (here -
https://maps.app.goo.gl/s8AxkZU6TRpxgzds5) to get off at the same junction as me...but he left it so late, he actually bounced through he ditch you can see in that link, right at the end of the hatching, where the puddle is. He must have hit that still going at at least 60MPH or so, the whole van bounced a good several feet into the air, and came down again. God knows how he didn't completely lose control, or rip the rear wheels off.
But the worst part? He ended up a few cars ahead of me as we joined the bypass, so I ended up passing him again, this time on the right. I looked over again, and he still had his phone held up in exactly the same position, right in front of his face, texting away. I can't quite believe that someone could be so ******* ignorant as to be texting away like that while driving, but to carry on after basically ending up off road just boggles my mind.