Your Lazy Confessions?

[Lmg80]

Can relate to the weeing in a bottle whilst camping. The issue however is getting it in the bottle too far, you wee on your hand/floor. Too close you get pressure build up and again pulling back same issue as too far.

Glad I'm not alone

 

[theone8181]

@Gray2233

someone should make rice paper plates you can just eat at the end

Aren't they called tortillas. I'm loving some of the responses here, my worst is just getting the kids to pass me stuff because I cba to move.

 

[Malevolence]

@Gray2233

someone should make rice paper plates you can just eat at the end

Or just serve everything in a giant Yorkshire pud.

 

[m@rty]

When I lived alone I would often let the dishwasher pile up for about a week until it was full before using it, instead of just washing my plate in the sink.

 

[SexyGreyFox]

Or just serve everything in a giant Yorkshire pud.

Fenton, £6 and they deliver

 

[Feek]

Or just serve everything in a giant Yorkshire pud.

Perfectly fine until you cut it and the gravy slowly oozes out and makes a mess on the plate (or your lap).

 

[JBuk]

When I lived alone I would often let the dishwasher pile up for about a week until it was full before using it, instead of just washing my plate in the sink.

isn’t that kinda what a dishwasher is for?

 

[Gray2233]

Fenton, £6 and they deliver

It's way too late to be as hungry as this image has made me.

 

[Arsonist]

I brush my teeth in the shower in the mornings. It's usually too cold to stand at the sink, and if I'm in the shower I don't have to worry about tooth paste spit getting in my beard/on my face.

 

[m@rty]

I brush my teeth in the shower in the mornings. It's usually too cold to stand at the sink, and if I'm in the shower I don't have to worry about tooth paste spit getting in my beard/on my face.

I can guess what’s coming next

 

[Angilion]

@Gray2233

someone should make rice paper plates you can just eat at the end

Using stale bread as a plate used to be common custom. By the time you'd eaten the food, the stale bread would usually have absorbed enough to have softened to an edible state if you wanted to eat it. It sounds odd to us, but it was common custom for quite some time. In England, they were called trenchers.

 

[HoneyBadger]

When the remote controls are on the sofa, I’ll fire up the app in my phone to change channel!

 

[dlockers]

I brush my teeth in the shower in the mornings. It's usually too cold to stand at the sink, and if I'm in the shower I don't have to worry about tooth paste spit getting in my beard/on my face.

Nothing lazy about this. Just efficiency!

 

[bloodiedathame]

When camping I make sure I always take a 1l jug so I don't have to get out of the tent in the morning.

If it's particularly cold, sometimes I don't even get out of the sleeping bag

Pshhh I took a dump in a plastic bag in a tent at a festival rather than queue and use the cesspits provided.

 

[theone8181]

Pshhh I took a dump in a plastic bag in a tent at a festival rather than queue and use the cesspits provided.

Probably cleaner anyway.

 

[builder22]

I brush my teeth in the shower in the mornings. It's usually too cold to stand at the sink, and if I'm in the shower I don't have to worry about tooth paste spit getting in my beard/on my face.

I’ve brushed my teeth in the shower in the morning for as long as I can remember...so used to not having to worry about the mess I often get covered in toothpaste at night if I’m tired/half cut

 

[Terminal_Boy]

When I’ve stayed in accommodation with a sink, but the toilet was down the hall, I didn’t leave my room for a slash.

 

[SPG]

Rice pudding is always eaten out of the tin.

 

[Deleted member 66701]

When I’ve stayed in accommodation with a sink, but the toilet was down the hall, I didn’t leave my room for a slash.

Can't think of anywhere I've stayed that didn't have an en-suite - I didn't think those places existed anymore.

 

[builder22]

an empty bottle in a tent doesn't count as en-suite dude