Dolphins Sexually Assaulting Humans?

[greeny_fastcar]

If a Dolphin tried to rape me I would quite happily allow it to. They're hot.

 

[hamesy]

If a Dolphin tried to rape me I would quite happily allow it to. They're hot.

I find that slightly disturbing

 

[Capt Doufos]

There was a king of hill episode which covered this, Louanne got hank a swim with dolphin's voucher. While he was in the pool, he managed to get it sexually excited It then proceeded to try and have it's wicked way with him. Good episode that one

 

[dustiestrat]

could you imagine the police lineup .

"ma'am can you see who raped you in the line "

"yes officer it was, it was the one with the big nose"

 

[Rich_L]

LOL I remember reading about this aaaaaaaaaaaaaaages ago, as in 10 years ago..

In fact it's this article, from 1996!

*edit* lol having read it, probably not appropriate for here, but that is old school internetz

 

[theonebillygunn]

I'm waiting for the first ever
dolphin to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

 

[hamesy]

I'm waiting for the first ever
dolphin to appear on the Jeremy Kyle show.

I would say that is more Jerry Springer.

 

[Fiocca]

Man what a weird topic. Surely it's not classed as rape!

 

[uber soldat]

Apologies for this strange topic, but following on from banter at lunch today, someone mentioned a quote from the mighty boosh about raping dolphins. Then someone else said "did you know that dolphins have been known to rape humans?" He then went on to explain that dolphins are the only other creatures that have sex for pleasure as well as reproduction, and that they have been known to rape people that go swimming with them, such as children with special needs.
Without getting caught out by IT for googling "dolphin rape", is there any truth in this whatsoever? I find it pretty hard to believe a dolphin would be capable of this Delete if this is an unsuitable thread.

Oh my god and i though Flipper was just being nice to me

 

[Nick1881]

ROFL at this thread. Yes, Dolphins like to rape people. It's a well known fact.


I mean seriously, how would your get raped by a Dolphin? "Does this taste like rohypnal to you?"


5*'s

This topic made me wee, especially that last line.

Classic thread

 

[Booner!]

This topic made me wee, especially that last line.

I have that effect on people

 

[Confused]

Totally Off Topic here, but did you know that the word 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?

 

[tomanders91]

why the hell did you need to say they rape disabled kids

i think they are known to rape other dolphins but not humans lol.

 

[panthro]

I didnt believe him!!

Just to clarify again - Im just repeating what he said, and he seemed 100% serious. We all laughed at him.

Totally Off Topic here, but did you know that the word 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English Dictionary?

Really?

 

[D.P.]

lol the fact that you need to ask suggests to me that you don't deserve an answer
But, afaiwa, horses are the only other mamal to do sex for pleasure....need I go on?

Incorrect.
Bonobo Chimpanzees also have sex for pleasure, adn also as a powerful social tool.

 

[Squark]

I was attacked by Randy the dolphin off the coast of dorset several years ago now

 

[Teknobry]

Found a video!! lmfao!!

 

[lolwtfbbq]

If a Dolphin tried to rape me I would quite happily allow it to. They're hot.

Even if you have half human half dolphin kids?

 

[West]

Just reminds me of that South Park episode..the one where Kyles dad has plastic surgery

 

[Megahurtz400]

concidering their meant to be the second most intelliegent animals on planet you'd think they'd choose better more attractive humans and spec needs kids i mean they must see plenty of bikini clad totty.

Dolphins are just gay sharks tbh