AHHH SPIDER!!!!

I reckon the spider is in there knocking a little baseball against the floor and the wall, and catching it with a teeny tiny baseball mit, while several other well spoken English spiders (one partially sighted) dig 3 tunnels under the window frame and out to safety and ultimately to head invading revenge and late night raves with banging tunes.
 
Zip said:
Some Spiders can hold their breath from a few hours to a few days so they have the ability to sit at the bottom of a pool if they fall in or even hold it when getting sprayed by fly spray:D

BTW You're a big girl:)
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yes i know im big, im 6 foot 7 :p and yet im scared of the little buggers
 
IceShock said:
alright then ill ducktape it aswell, then there will be no way the bugger can get out :cool:
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Do you ever consider the fact that whilst you may incapacitate this spider, there are numerous others who will crawl over and near you as you sleep. They are attracted to the warm damp you are breathing out all the time.
 
Malt_Vinegar said:
Do you ever consider the fact that whilst you may incapacitate this spider, there are numerous others who will crawl over and near you as you sleep. They are attracted to the warm damp you are breathing out all the time.
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iv heard of this yes, but iv googled it and some sites say its just crap, and mainly a mith so i hope it is :p but i sleep next to a fan anyway so it blows the air from my mouth across the room instantly ;)
 
Can you get your gran to come and stay?

I've heard that old ladies are quite adept at swallowing spiders...
 
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