JOKE

shauncr91 · 21 Oct 2008 at 14:56

emmjaybee said:
ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

A bloke says to his wife "what would you do if i won the lottery?"

She replied "i'd take half and leave you"

To which the husband says "great, I've won a tenner so here's a fiver and clear off"

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MookJong · 21 Oct 2008 at 14:56

Do you see me laughing? Well do you?

You do not...

Tute · 21 Oct 2008 at 14:59

emmjaybee said:
ok my last attempt before i commit suicide.

A bloke says to his wife "what would you do if i won the lottery?"

She replied "i'd take half and leave you"

To which the husband says "great, I've won a tenner so here's a fiver and clear off"

Better...

A.N.Other · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:02

MookJong said:
Do you see me laughing? Well do you?

You do not...

That was more funny than any of the OP's jokes.

Snograt · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:03

Loses something with the naughty version of "clear off" removed, sadly.

mrk · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:05

emmjaybee said:
JOKE

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Hedge · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:06

Glad you said joke in capitals, i would never have guessed otherwise

uber soldat · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:15

emmjaybee said:
If we are all gods children, why was Jesus so special?

Kerplunk · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:19

Cr0fty said:
FLOP.

Reenacting what your penis did when your girlfriend went under?

The Dread Pirate · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:35

I liked it

Snakedoctor · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:37

Cosimo · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:39

Capn' $qu!ff said:
I liked it

What

Kerplunk said:
Reenacting what your penis did when your girlfriend went under?

Knubje · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:39

Snakedoctor said:

Thanks

Tefal · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:43

Kerplunk said:
Reenacting what your penis did when your girlfriend went under?

His girlfriend went bankrupt?

The Dread Pirate · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:45

simulatorman said:
What

I ment the Joke Tbh it's on par with mine

e.g

How many Mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two the problem is getting them in!

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Your guess is as good as mine I'm still trying to remove the mice from the last experiment

Bunka · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:46

It was recently announced that the catholic building society is in financial turmoil....although if anybody is used to panic withdrawals then it would be them.

The Dread Pirate · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:48

Bunka said:
It was recently announced that the catholic building society is in financial turmoil....although if anybody is used to panic withdrawals then it would be them.

Thats Topical and therefore doesn't count as a joke

Azagoth · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:48

Bunka said:
It was recently announced that the catholic building society is in financial turmoil....although if anybody is used to panic withdrawals then it would be them.

Fern Britton on HIGNFY?

iSam · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:48

Get your coat, go home, make a nice cup of tea, watch Paul O'Grady and forget this ever happened.

Cairnsey · 21 Oct 2008 at 15:53

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17933571