The last embarrassing thing you got caught doing

FBi7 said:
A few months back, I was just getting out the bath. The Mrs was in the bathroom and we were talking.

The bath almost drained, I stood up and started to dry myself, still talking to the Mrs. I then felt the need to do a really big fart and ended up sharting - right there in front of her. Poo down my leg and in the remaining bathwater! She saw the lot!

Promptly instructed her to leave whilst I had a shower. Thankfully she's never mentioned it since.
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5 Stars :D
 
secretspy said:
why did you quote me?

It wasn't me was it???? :eek: If it was i really can't remember!!
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that's what I was thinking, and the statement "I once showed *this* girl my willie" implying it was the you

guess it all depends on how many willies you see over webcam, and as you can't remember, I'm guessing it'll be a lot, as one or two would stand out :p
 
I was 16/17 at the time and round at an Ex's house and as we got down to it the phone rang and her 13yo brother runs down the hall, my ex knows whats coming and basically kicks me off her and covers her self with the blanket while I'm left standing there to attention as he opens the door and gets treated to a full frontal of me.

Needles to say me and her brother never made eye contact again.

KaHn
 
secretspy said:
if it was me, it would have probably been by accident about 5/6 years ago hence the lack of memory!
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how many penii do you generally see then?! :eek:

anticonscience said:
It was obviously nothing special. ;)
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love how all the guys are finding this information useful for future reference, weeks from now Skully will say something and get the reply "yea, but Secretspy saw your willie, and wasn't impressed" :p
 
secretspy said:
now youre all just twisting my words. i dont see very many at all. i'm a good girl. now, back on topic boys....
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suuuure :rolleyes:

anyway, once with a girlfriend of the time, we were enjoying nekkid time, having fun and getting carried away in the moment, then we turn around and her dog is sitting just behind us watching, both felt dirty from it >.<
 
Can't remember the last, had several earlier in my life: parents wlaking in on my watching pron, chocking the chicken, with GF
 
I once posted a car relatated question in general discussion. I was promptly made aware of my mistake and much embaressment incurred.
 
D.P. said:
Can't remember the last, had several earlier in my life: parents wlaking in on my watching pron, chocking the chicken, with GF
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so you were bashing one out, with porn on and your GF there? was she just useless or unwilling to participate at all? :p
 
mac1st3 said:
anyway, once with a girlfriend of the time, we were enjoying nekkid time, having fun and getting carried away in the moment, then we turn around and her dog is sitting just behind us watching, both felt dirty from it >.<
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I was fully aware my ex g/f's dog was watching us. Didn't let it stop me! Though I didn't want to make it look like I was hurting her!

Having to ask my mother to wash my sheets the morning after my ex had stopped over because they were covered in 'lady jam'. Both being drunk and it being dark we didn't notice till we woke up. She wasn't on, perhaps I was a bit too rough?!

Edit: I was 17 at the time hence asking the mother to wash the sheets.
 
Benny06 said:
I was fully aware my ex g/f's dog was watching us. Didn't let it stop me! Though I didn't want to make it look like I was hurting her!

Having to ask my mother to wash my sheets the morning after my ex had stopped over because they were covered in 'lady jam'. Both being drunk and it being dark we didn't notice till we woke up. She wasn't on, perhaps I was a bit too rough?!

Edit: I was 17 at the time hence asking the mother to wash the sheets.
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I never said we stopped >.> it's nose was cold though ;)
 
Skully said:
Obviously I left a lasting impression and it was you Karen!
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it was ?! :eek:

it must have been back in the days when Peter was about? so why did you show me? was it a drunken thing??? I cant believe i dont remember! normally i have a really good memory.... although i had a lot going on at that time.

was it you who was on cam when he pulled my top up and i ended up flashing ?
 
Haha no! I did try and make you strip but you wouldn't have any of it!

Yeh you were still with him! I remember it clearly! :p
 
secretspy said:
it was ?! :eek:

it must have been back in the days when Peter was about? so why did you show me? was it a drunken thing??? I cant believe i dont remember! normally i have a really good memory.... although i had a lot going on at that time.

was it you who was on cam when he pulled my top up and i ended up flashing ?
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Skully said:
Haha no! I did try and make you strip but you wouldn't have any of it!

Yeh you were still with him! I remember it clearly! :p
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things just got interesting people :p
 
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