Put a bomb in it..
We used to steel them as kids, so prob kids.
Wasn't me tho.
Bump. Tonight is bin night.
Chances are... whoever has stolen my bin will leave it outside their gate along with their bin.
What i'll do is tip their rubbish from my bin outside their gate, steal their bin along with the containing rubbish and return it to them once the binmen have been.
I'll see how many weeks I can get away with doing that for!
They will have so much **** in their garden![]()
Tactical nuke.
Can I have your house after you get stabbed?![]()
Can I have your bin?![]()
I've got CCTV pointed at it, dog GPS hidden somewhere on it, a rape alarm installed inside, a zombie ready to pop out, marmite on the handles and I've cut the bottom out.
YOU TRY AND TAKE IT SIMULATORMAN!