Someone keeps taking our wheelie bin

Get one of these gps cat tracking collars and stick it to the base. When you've caught the culprit you can reward yourself with a cat.
 
Get some sort of tracker to put in it.

On a side note, I once took someones bin when drunk. I felt terrible for it after as I realised just how much of a pain in the arse it would have been for that person.
 
Bump. Tonight is bin night.

Chances are... whoever has stolen my bin will leave it outside their gate along with their bin.

What i'll do is tip their rubbish from my bin outside their gate, steal their bin along with the containing rubbish and return it to them once the binmen have been.

I'll see how many weeks I can get away with doing that for! :p

They will have so much **** in their garden :D
 
Rig a rape alarm to it :D

The other option is to tie it to something using that binding that comes with new TV's wrapped around the box. It's a right bark to get off and takes ages to cut through :)
 
Bump. Tonight is bin night.

Chances are... whoever has stolen my bin will leave it outside their gate along with their bin.

What i'll do is tip their rubbish from my bin outside their gate, steal their bin along with the containing rubbish and return it to them once the binmen have been.

I'll see how many weeks I can get away with doing that for! :p

They will have so much **** in their garden :D

Can I have your house after you get stabbed? ;)
 
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