One of the most important questions posed to mankind in recent times

Ok, lets expand this a bit, with or without fried egg, and runny or solid yolk? and what, if any , is the prefered sauce of choice?




God I really fancy a bacon sarnie now
 
Bacon should -ideally- be cooked until thoroughly dead on a well-seasoned, flat griddle plate- preferably in a rickety caravan in a lay-by on a main road, by a man with a beard, huge bushy sideburns, egg and sauce splattered apron and a long-extinguished, wet roll-up in his mouth.
He should also break wind loudly at least once during the cooking process, or scratch his balls/pick his nose/sneeze and make no effort to avoid contamination. That which don't kill ya, makes ya stronger...
Egg should be either a) rock hard and burnt on the bottom or b) barely cooked, with that clear slime round the yolk still prevalent.
Any sauce should be dispensed via pump from a filthy, five-litre container of anonymous cheap ketchup, but should be rejected if the stalactite of congealed sauce on the nozzle is less than four inches long.
Small black flecks of debris (BCBs- Burnt Crunchy Bits), are to be expected, and are in fact considered essential for a full-flavoured, authentic truck stop experience.
The sandwich or baguette must then come wrapped in greaseproof paper or tinfoil. You may be given serviettes, which you can use to spread any misdirected grease and sauce around the rest of your face.
This should be followed up with watery tea from a chipped, tannin-stained mug (which will be wiped with a dirty teatowel and hung back up instantly upon return), or an arabic-printed, warm can of Coke from the crate the grill is propped up with. And possibly a semi-liquid Mars bar with a dubious blob of permanent marker over the sell by date.

Heaven.
Never did me any harm.

;)
 
Egg and Bacon Cheeseburger for me, just the 2 bits of bacon though. Egg burst, runny isn't that good. Either brown or red sauce, whichever I fancy at that particular time. All of it from the garbage looking burger van round the corner that's absolutely immense.
 
Two slices of the thinkest softest White loaf you can buy. Butter on one, Ketchup on the other and about 4-5 slices of bacon. perfect!
 
Nitefly said:
I'm sorry, I don't understand, can you please rephrase exactly how toasted you like your sandwich?
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Well we live on frozen bread anyway - because the loaf goes mouldy otherwise and we're cheap students, so have to defrost the bread in the toaster before we can have a sandwich anyway....

But, in our cheap £15 toaster which has awful heat control, it's put it on the lowest setting for about 45 seconds. Defrosts and lightly crisps the bread.

If you actually leave the toaster on for how long it wants to toast your bread you end up with a charred piece of rubbish.

Edit: Which fool of a Took moved this?

kd
 
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heres 1 i just knocked up

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3 slices of bacon on buttered white bread with brown sauce.

My wife makes a mean triple with an egg in the top partition. To this day I tell her that's why we got married :)
 
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