What do children call their front bottom?

Guest2 · 21 Jun 2013 at 16:44

Growler
Beef curtains

I can just imagine it... "daddy, why were you sucking mummies beef curtains"

:eek:

Spanker · 21 Jun 2013 at 16:44

Ninny.

Hunders · 21 Jun 2013 at 16:47

Bits.

VIPER258 · 21 Jun 2013 at 16:49

Fanny

Sirrel Squirrel · 21 Jun 2013 at 16:59

My daughter says Noonie

anything I don't mind · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:01

Sorghastrom Endometrium

Arsonist · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:04

Lady crevice?

randal · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:04

I'd go with foofoo too, and Tuppence/2p is because it's used for peeing.

This thread needs a poll btw!

dfarrall · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:06

Just call it a bloody vagina, that's what it is after all..

Curio · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:06

dfarrall said:
Just call it a bloody vagina, that's what it is after all..

Devrij · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:11

If you go with "Tuppence" you might have some confusing situations when people start saying things like "I'll just throw in my 2p".

What's wrong with using the actual word "vagina"? Why teach your child that their own body is taboo and to be referred to only in nervous euphemisms? She'll be subject to enough insecurity later on anyway.

Jono8 · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:11

dfarrall said:
Just call it a bloody vagina, that's what it is after all..

Depends on the time of the month

Arsonist · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:14

Jono8 said:
Depends on the time of the month

And age.

FoxEye · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:21

What's wrong with plain, old, "pussy"?

Disaster · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:22

FoxEye said:
What's wrong with plain, old, "pussy"?

I hate that word

Wizzfizz · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:24

Cuchulain said:
My wife does.

Classy

fadetoblack · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:32

Sugar puff

darkgen · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:37

wink.

Calabi · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:46

The one eyed monster eater.

Kosmiche · 21 Jun 2013 at 17:47

Windows XP

...good old windows xp.