Urinating Standing Up

Redgie said:
Have you ever looked down in a public bathroom :p? Once walked through one and the floor was so sticky that as I lifted my foot up, my shoe stayed where it was. Lovely stuff.

P.S. For the record, you should really aim before firing :p
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Doh!! :o
 
When you've worked on yachts for many many years it gets engrained into you to sit down - else you're forever having to clean up after yourself which is a PITA - or you get publicly humiliated by the stewardesses if you don't.

However, urinals are much better for peeing. However, having a urinal at home isn't really practicable. Nothing like sitting down for a bit of a pee and a facebook/angrybirds/news catch up.
 
Muslim men pee sitting down as well as its something to do with no splash back on their clothes and cleanliness whilst praying. They also do some strange thing about stepping out of a cubicle left leg first for some reason Im not sure about.
 
I'm a sitter, but stand for urinals in public loos.

Not having to aim or indeed even stand wins for me, being able to stand and pee is only a bonus in certain situations (ie. when sitting isn't possible or desirable).

Also means no seat up conflict, or gross toilet rims and surrounding floors (some guys are disgusting in that respect).
 
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Men have to be trained at an early age to multitask in public loo's

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ09paQRBnw

I think it should be mandatory for men to sit in these blue loo's at fair's or large public gatherings - I think only 5% can manage to pee without it going all over the place.

If you need a sit down job it takes 10 min to dry it all down then you have lost the urge.

Dave
 
I always sit down at home, the amount of urine spray that comes off the flow of pee that you cant see is huge. Plus its the only time I get to myself sometimes!
 
krooton said:
I'm a sitter, but stand for urinals in public loos.

Not having to aim or indeed even stand wins for me, being able to stand and pee is only a bonus in certain situations (ie. when sitting isn't possible or desirable).

Also means no seat up conflict, or gross toilet rims and surrounding floors (some guys are disgusting in that respect).
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This really, I sit most of the time especially if its not my house.
 
randomshenans said:
When I first started the world of corporate work I was at a urinal starting to flow when the COO came and stood right next to me and started chatting. I literally stopped mid flow. Didn't think it was possible.
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Men's Toilet Rules:

- "No talking and no eye contact at any time"
- "Do not stand next to someone when there are other unused urinals"

He broke both rules, completely unacceptable.
 
I always sit if a cubicle is available. Prefer the privacy/comfort/space. Plus even doing no. 1 only, you can still get in a couple of rounds of Candy Crush.

Being capable/willing to sit only is odd though.
 
randomshenans said:
When I first started the world of corporate work I was at a urinal starting to flow when the COO came and stood right next to me and started chatting. I literally stopped mid flow. Didn't think it was possible.

Gave me a couple of months of urinal fear that did. Then I realised unless they put their finger up your bum, it's all good.
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Ultimate ****-block
 
Going to be shot down here...

I will sit down given the chance (I'm a fully grown child of 26). If in the pub or what have you and the cubical are minging or full, I will go at the urinal. But at home, I will sit down every time.

Thought I was alone in the world on that haha. Also, raised by a house of ladies... So I guess naturally, no one ever bothered to show me at a young age.
 
agnes said:
Going to be shot down here...

I will sit down given the chance (I'm a fully grown child of 26). If in the pub or what have you and the cubical are minging or full, I will go at the urinal. But at home, I will sit down every time.

Thought I was alone in the world on that haha. Also, raised by a house of ladies... So I guess naturally, no one ever bothered to show me at a young age.
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Clearly the lack of a 'natural family' has led to you peeing like a girl!


;)
 
IronWarrior said:
Sometimes it's better to sit down.
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!

Theophany said:
Straight up alpha, right there.
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Not especially difficult to do... just gotta practice keeping half your body still ;)

Hades said:
Pause it? Once you're flowing it's impossible to stop!
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Go join the Army.
Go serve somewhere you know you will be stalked by the enemy.
Go pee in the middle of the night.
First time you hear so much as a rustle, you WILL stop mid-stream!! :D

M3G4UK said:
Shall we beat our girlfriends too, because we're manly? ;)
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If your woman can be beaten by a mere mortal man, you're with the wrong woman!! :D

Judgeneo said:
We need a weeing contest.
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I thought that's what we were doing here already?
 
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