Is there any where else we should check? Haven't visited west/south UK yet.
Personally I wanna live somewhere which is touristy and has a university. I feel bad in areas that have an aging population and would like there to be lots of attractive women (gotta get married and all that right?). Low crime and clean houses (somewhere people actually maintain their homes rather than let them rot). Obviously needs to have good employment opportunities and no flooding areas. Any help is appreciated, thanks.
Edinburgh.
Little bit of research and you'll see it's one of the best cities in the UK for quality of life, it's super touristy (world's largest arts festival going on for a whole month, for example) and has one of the country's best universities. Crime is low, and employment opportunities are great.