The ridiculous censorship of "non-conventional" sex acts for example. Female ejaculation is bad but male ejaculation isn't?
Don't forget the four finger rule. Four or less fingers penetrated is okay; more than four, obscene and banned. I'd have loved to be a fly on the wall for that discussion, where a bunch of old duffers sit around a table discussing the arbitrary number of fingers which, when inserted into an orifice, is obscene.
It's hard to see a reality where the Tories aren't going to win this election. What it comes down to is ensuring they lose enough seats so they can't just push through ridiculous legislation uncontested.