The World's End - not as good as the others in the cornetto trilogy but still fun and some of the best worst fight scenes ever! 4/5
Not yet, and you're not filling me with hope that it'll be worth the wait for it to hit the small screenLOL you obviously haven't seen the third one
Star Trek: Beyond ****
Simon Pegg ruins it twice, the story and his characterisation of ScottyNot yet, and you're not filling me with hope that it'll be worth the wait for it to hit the small screen![]()
Johnny Dangerously. Humour can be timeless in my world, sadly though this one seems to have clung to my younger self. Still amusing, but not the laugh out loud it once was.
It's the law tho. You have to have a grating, wise-cracking comic relief character in every Hollywood action film. There's no way a by-the-numbers sequel/reboot could disregard this law. The penalty is death.Simon Pegg ruins it twice, the story and his characterisation of Scotty![]()
Star Trek - Into Darkness - 4/10
Started OK - well, even - went steadily downhill. By near the end it was truly awful.
Honestly I don't think they can make a much worse Star Trek films that the first two reboot films. Miserable, both of them.
What I don't get is the need/desire to lift entire scenes from the original films and re-create them?I actually quite enjoy them all, they are mostly all better than the TNG era movies.
Nothing is going to top (the good) original series movies as they actually had relationships built over time. Rushing to squeeze Khan in to a story was never going to work like it did in Wrath of Khan.
I'm not heartless enough to troll you into thinking that turd is gonna be tastyNot yet, and you're not filling me with hope that it'll be worth the wait for it to hit the small screen![]()
Tomb Raider (2018) - 3/10.
Not a patch on the Angelina movies. Seems they are trying to re-invent the character for modern "yoof", so instead of a public schoolgirl should have been around 1990 (based on when the first game was set) we get this slightly street smart kid scrapping in back street gyms in 2018 London (why is it always London?), doing Deliveroo errands and other things designed to impress the kids. When the action starts, not much really happens - go to an island inhabited by bad guys who look more at home in Far Cry. A lingering scene as she gets her first human "kill". The denouement was pretty rubbish too:
The monster turned out to be a mummified corpse which gave a lethal skin disease.
She didn't come back with any treasure.
She didn't save her father - which immediately diverges from the earlier films.
Fag Ash Lil from Four Weddings is revealed as behind it all, then the end titles rolled presumably leaving the door open for a sequel.
At least Jolie brought a bit of glamour and panache to her role as Lara and by comparison even the second of her films was better than this nonsense.