What's your worst online dating experience?

I had met the girl as she said she was single but after a few messages she told me she had a boyfriend who wanted a threesome
can't believe no has had some follow up questions!

was the boyfriend looking to dip you or was it 'all' for her? and most importantly, did you go through it?
 
might have been worth the obvious psychosis then to try have your wicked way :p

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Good lord, that goes beyond online dating and into full-on crazy encounters. I'd love to say thanks for taking one for the team, but she's still out there. Probably terrorising perfectly reasonable blokes. :eek:

I've had plenty of great experiences with online dating, including several meaningful relationships and my current partner of 6 years :cool: Always went out and met people too though, to me it was just another way to chase women that fit nicely into work schedule. I used to travel 6 days a week and have the odd week off, I once managed 4 dates in 5 weekdays. Always daytime and coffee/walk in the park stuff by then. Drinking dates don't usually give a good measure of compatibility I find.

Not had too many terrible ones although an awful lot of one-offs that ended with the girl saying "This was fun, we should do it again". Never did. I now laugh when people say that phrase, it must be the women's equivalent to "I'll call you". Why bother saying it if it's not true?
 
Good lord, that goes beyond online dating and into full-on crazy encounters. I'd love to say thanks for taking one for the team, but she's still out there. Probably terrorising perfectly reasonable blokes. :eek:

I reported her on eHarmony and they reviewed her account and took appropriate action, I think she got banned from the sound of it, hopefully!

The biggest bug bear I have atm is girls who take over a day to reply to messages after showing some interest, sometimes 2-3 days. I just don't understand this whole mindset.
 
I went out with a woman for a while that I met on a dating site. Trouble was I was married too. Had to make an excuse of why I was going out, so took my golf clubs to give the impression I was going to play a round. She'd say
"how can you play golf at night."
"durr, have you not heard of flood-lit golf ranges, stupid Woman."
 
Wouldn't go anywhere near it, but the latest thing that made go WTF?! on Tinder was seeing a couple of girls' profiles on there WHILE STILL PREGNANT!
 
Wouldn't go anywhere near it, but the latest thing that made go WTF?! on Tinder was seeing a couple of girls' profiles on there WHILE STILL PREGNANT!

Yep, had that. Woman with 2 kids and said she was 4 months pregnant.

1. A man must be desperate to even considering dating her.
2. Her priorities in life are completely wrong.
 
Worst - a woman who stank of stella! It was leaking out of her pores or something; only other time I have smelled the same aroma, was an alcoholic bloke my Dad knew.
 
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