Badly explain what you do for a living.

[ivrytwr3]

I think of suitable words to convince my team that decision makers are making progress, whilst thinking of suitable words to convince decision makers that my team are making progress.

The joys of management!

 

[FortuitousFluke]

Create visibility and improve flow

You're either a project manager or a research scientist for a laxative company.

 

[Nutty_Death]

You're either a project manager or a research scientist for a laxative company.

Not sure which is worse Scrum Master

 

[samglobal]

I count toilet rolls and decide where to put them.

 

[fatiain]

I keep kidnap victims locked away.

 

[BallistixOnZ490]

Wagie ragie at the neet, neet stays cosy, warm and sweet. Wagie jealous of the neet, wagie breaks his back to eat. While wagie toils and slaves away, the neet will happily steal his pay.

I enjoy darkweb humours.

 

[randomshenans]

I sit in meeting talking about creating more value rather than creating more value.

 

[Bluecube]

I sit in meeting talking about creating more value rather than creating more value.

Do you have meetings about meetings where you talk about creating value rather than creating value?

Sounds like a financial organisation I used to work in

 

[tres]

I touch kids

 

[{SAS}TB]

I touch kids

80's celebrity?

 

[randomshenans]

Do you have meetings about meetings where you talk about creating value rather than creating value?

Yes, all the time.

 

[welshboy]

help others stick things inside people

 

[Dis86]

help others stick things inside people

Ghislaine, is that you?

 

[{SAS}TB]

Meetings about meetings and meetings about actions from other meetings you don't have time to do because you're in meetings .....

 

[welshboy]

Ghislaine, is that you?

Some people leave via the basement.

 

[-Ad-]

I do lots of random paperwork, fix a lot of other people's issues, troubleshoot random failures, travel frequently and complete some very advanced cleaning.

 

[inflames]

I tell people their measurements are wrong and tell them where the hot parts of a car are located.

 

[demusss]

help others stick things inside people

Is this related to #17 ?

 

[cadmunkey]

I click mouse and pay for house

 

[azazl187]

I make things out of wood. Can't really badly explain any more than that I'm afraid