Badly explain what you do for a living.

[bloodiedathame]

My wife: 'i make commission from selling products to my friends and family that they don't really need'

Ooh I'm in trouble.

 

[K.C. Leblanc]

Last week I was pushing milk in the cold.

This week I'm making sure students can be seen.

 

[rockermark]

I check how badly people treated their cars, before they get sold to someone willing to pay more for it than anyone else.

 

[caff]

Money comes in, money goes out. This is done by some people using some computers.

 

[HangTime]

I think of suitable words to convince my team that decision makers are making progress, whilst thinking of suitable words to convince decision makers that my team are making progress.

 

[RxR]

I bite chunks off Natures invisible Rs and turn them into hats and hands.

 

[jaybee]

I make lots of computers talk to loads of other computers in special ways.

 

[DanTheMan]

I politely ask people for your money back, after they have convinced themselves that they were legitimately entitled to it in the first place.

 

[lurkio]

I design technology to electrocute people and bring them back to life

 

[Basher]

My wife: 'i make commission from selling products to my friends and family that they don't really need'

Ooh I'm in trouble.

Or "I'm in a pyramid scheme"

 

[Haze]

you're a chicken?

Feel like it some days

 

[Uhtred]

I maintain a system that reduces user productivity all in the name of security

 

[sHo0sH]

I talk to people and they usually increase their earnings.

 

[jokerguv]

I make my bosses look awesome infront of the board so they could take all the accolades, bonuses and promotions for themselves.

 

[EddScott]

I gamble with other peoples' money.

 

[Ryan-3]

Push hot gas through a suspicious white powder and see what lines appear on the screen.

 

[RevBillyG]

I fix the things that nurses break.

 

[Jokester]

I fix the things that nurses break.

A doctor?

 

[RevBillyG]

A doctor?

Far from it

 

[Deleted User 298457]

I over complicate the act of purchasing things to the point where people actively try to avoid talking to me.

I used your post in a conversation with a CxO yesterday. We lolled at how true this is.