ROFL this is one of the best threads i have read in a very long time, some of the best one liners ever!
i think against most animals a puny humans only chance on winning would be to get on its back and strangle it / break its neck... not being much into fighting cows im not sure how effective either of these moves would be though
most beasties are just too big and hard for ** simple punches and kicks to do anythin more than **** them off
So im going with the largest animal i can do a running kick to the head against... if i cant seriously **** it up within that first move before it gets angry im goin to be in trouble against most things