What's the biggest animal you could fight?

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Makes me LARFF ! this thread does, people thinking they could beat a cow - your having a laugh ! they weigh about 8x more than the average human, if it got ****** you would know about it, it could just walk over you!

This topic has come up many times in the pub, and thus am qualified to say the local pubs desicion was - medium/large dog.

If you think about it any animal that thinks its gonna die will do skits, even cows, as I read in this thread some guy punched a cow and it didnt do anything ? probably thought u were stroking it :D

Wouldnt take on Deers or anything like that ! LMFAO people thinking they can beat a deer into submission! it would seriously OWN ya's :p 'grab its horns man!l the deer now has a firm link to you and would throw you about 15feet probably, or ram you into a tree! lol

read tuna ? in this thread? well yes if your on land, even then I wouldnt go near a Tuna fish on land, if it was concious and ****** off you wouldnt go near it, course ya can wait until it dies of sufication :D In water no chance per pound a tuna is probably a good 30-40times stronger than a human, immense muscular structure, also there a good 10ft or more long.

On the punch up scale to other animals/living creatures in this world were pretty low, no claws, no teeth that are of much use, soft fluffy hands that will do squat to animals of similar size, but we do have a brains (some of us! lol) and thats why we own everything cuz we builds stuff seeeeee and like use that to kik buttoks

/ half drunk hungover rantage :D

Don't swear. FF.
 
Cows scare the life out of me. I took a short cut through a field full of cows regularly years ago, then one day they all crowded around me in a big circle, then edged closer - I was absolutely bricking it. Then they must have got bored as they just wandered off. Evil cows...

If we're talking barefoot, normal clothing, then pretty much anything you can drop-kick, or swing by it's tail. Hopefully before it noticed...

I definitely wouldn't try a badger, remember that story a couple of years back about badgers chasing some police onto their car bonnet :)
 
Another stupid pointless post

Things must be slow in someones world.
I mean look at the question, what's the biggest animal you could fight.
The answer is an elephant, there is no bigger on this planet.
Jesus someone save us from such rubbish. :o
 
timmy222 said:
Things must be slow in someones world.
I mean look at the question, what's the biggest animal you could fight.
The answer is an elephant, there is no bigger on this planet.
Jesus someone save us from such rubbish. :o
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Other than a blue whale ;) :p

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timmy222 said:
Things must be slow in someones world.
I mean look at the question, what's the biggest animal you could fight.
The answer is an elephant, there is no bigger on this planet.
Jesus someone save us from such rubbish. :o
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Sense of humour failure?

Your post title, "Another stupid pointless post", was indeed fitting ;)
 
timmy222 said:
Things must be slow in someones world.
I mean look at the question, what's the biggest animal you could fight.
The answer is an elephant, there is no bigger on this planet.
Jesus someone save us from such rubbish. :o
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penski said:
Alternatively, get a sense of humour.

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I have to agree with that, somethings are light hearted and not always taken literally, joke threads for one being like this - enjoy them and have a laugh :)

edit: penski your site doesnt work too well in ie6 -the content gets pushed down below the menu. :)
 
Do I have to take on the animal with my bear hands? Or can I go all neanderthal on it and hastily fashion weapons with twigs, stones and other scenic items?

If I can use weapons then I reckon I could deck a largish mammal, otherwise, probably something domesticated so it wouldn’t suspect I was about to slaughter it.
 
RandomTom said:
edit: penski your site doesnt work too well in ie6 -the content gets pushed down below the menu. :)
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That's what you get for using non-standards-compliant browsers.

...Or something. :/

I chopped a premade theme about a bit. Works fine here on Phoenix, Opera and Firefox.

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I agree with Pumpkinstew about the giant tortoise. I think that's the biggest animal I could smack around without fearing for my life. They might weigh three to four times my bodyweight, be both faster and more aggressive than the bog standard tortoise and pull trees up with their bare hands but I think I could take one down with a few well placed judo chops. It would be one shell of a fight but I have what it takes.
 
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