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What's the biggest animal you could fight?

Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by penski, Aug 8, 2006.

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  1. penski

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    GET OUT!

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  2. DJammyRasta

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    ROFL this is one of the best threads i have read in a very long time, some of the best one liners ever! :)

    i think against most animals a puny humans only chance on winning would be to get on its back and strangle it / break its neck... not being much into fighting cows im not sure how effective either of these moves would be though

    most beasties are just too big and hard for ** simple punches and kicks to do anythin more than **** them off ;)

    So im going with the largest animal i can do a running kick to the head against... if i cant seriously **** it up within that first move before it gets angry im goin to be in trouble against most things :D
     
  3. lordrobs

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    I think I could take Bambi. The leggy streak of pee.
     
  4. Tru

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    A Unicorn.

    If I could snap that horn off I'd ram it into it's heart.

    I've not broken any rules because I didn't take the weapon with me.

    Can anyone with a copy of the rules confirm/deny this?
     
  5. penski

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  6. Malt_Vinegar

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    A Lion...

    As long as i have an elastic band, and the lion is a male, and i have taked a drip from the "luck vial"

    lol....
    Obscure reference win!
     
  7. penski

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    Red Dwarf is hardly obscure. :p

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  8. MoNkeE

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    I think chopping off a bear's hands and using them as gloves would constitute as using a weapon, I'm afraid.

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  9. Tru

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    Unless the fight was in the USA, where, as you know, every man has the right to bear arms.
     
  10. penski

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    Time for me to trot out a classic potatochop of mine...yet again:

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  11. Amp34

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    That is pretty much the worst one liner I have ever read! :eek: :p



    Well done that man, a very large cookie on its way to you! :p :D
     
  12. Mr_L

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    I hang my head in shame at my incompetent spelling. :(

    I'll go and give myself a good flogging immediately.
     
  13. Neoni

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    This thread disturbs me :confused:
     
  14. Shoseki

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    I reckon I could take a duck in a fair fight.
     
  15. Bodger Badger

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    question answered tbh
     
  16. "andy"

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    dunno :/


    trained dogs usually kicks ass and they arent exactly big, police dogs etc
     
  17. dsb

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    my father in laws ferrets would kick all your asses.
     
  18. matthew_o50

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    This is a very difficult quesiton to answer.

    I very much doubt any fully grown man could take on a cow in a fight. I've seen these things in action and when they're determined to do something they'll do it. I once witnessed a stampede of cows where something startled them and they ran right through a stone wall with barbwire on top and then broke a few trees in half going out the other side of the field. One of them managed to push a car out of it's way! You'd think they were bulletproof the way them came out without a mark on them.

    Some dogs aswell would be difficult to fight off. If they were hard to scare then they could probably kill you. A lot of dogs can lock their jaws so they can just tear pieces of you if they want.
     
  19. Will_3rd

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    unless you've got some kind of weapon it would be pretty difficult tbh :p
     
  20. Breeze

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    :D
     
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