Discussion in 'GD Archive' started by penski, Aug 8, 2006.
ROFL this is one of the best threads i have read in a very long time, some of the best one liners ever!
i think against most animals a puny humans only chance on winning would be to get on its back and strangle it / break its neck... not being much into fighting cows im not sure how effective either of these moves would be though
most beasties are just too big and hard for ** simple punches and kicks to do anythin more than **** them off
So im going with the largest animal i can do a running kick to the head against... if i cant seriously **** it up within that first move before it gets angry im goin to be in trouble against most things
I think I could take Bambi. The leggy streak of pee.
If I could snap that horn off I'd ram it into it's heart.
I've not broken any rules because I didn't take the weapon with me.
Can anyone with a copy of the rules confirm/deny this?
As long as i have an elastic band, and the lion is a male, and i have taked a drip from the "luck vial"
Obscure reference win!
Red Dwarf is hardly obscure.
I think chopping off a bear's hands and using them as gloves would constitute as using a weapon, I'm afraid.
Unless the fight was in the USA, where, as you know, every man has the right to bear arms.
Time for me to trot out a classic potatochop of mine...yet again:
That is pretty much the worst one liner I have ever read!
Well done that man, a very large cookie on its way to you!
I hang my head in shame at my incompetent spelling.
I'll go and give myself a good flogging immediately.
This thread disturbs me
I reckon I could take a duck in a fair fight.
question answered tbh
trained dogs usually kicks ass and they arent exactly big, police dogs etc
my father in laws ferrets would kick all your asses.
This is a very difficult quesiton to answer.
I very much doubt any fully grown man could take on a cow in a fight. I've seen these things in action and when they're determined to do something they'll do it. I once witnessed a stampede of cows where something startled them and they ran right through a stone wall with barbwire on top and then broke a few trees in half going out the other side of the field. One of them managed to push a car out of it's way! You'd think they were bulletproof the way them came out without a mark on them.
Some dogs aswell would be difficult to fight off. If they were hard to scare then they could probably kill you. A lot of dogs can lock their jaws so they can just tear pieces of you if they want.
unless you've got some kind of weapon it would be pretty difficult tbh
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