Pooping at work...

calp0l · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:12

JOSH86 said:
As an ex-HGV driver I can poop anywhere.

Even the grimiest truck stop toilets work for me, when you gotta go.

Roffles, after having a driving career for 20 years. I can agree with you Josh. I even made mental notes of where the public toilets are in each counties I worked. I even used my socks as loo roll when none has been available

pgi947 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:12

Being paid for pooping right now

Can't beat a good poo break, usually around 11am.

The only thing better is an overtime poo break, being paid double to go for a deuce

Phate · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:13

Skidder said:
I can't do it at work, I have a mental block. I've been working at home for 11 years and I'm pretty bunged up.

I'm not surprised if you haven't been for 11 years! :eek:

Akagi · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:15

Phate said:
I'm not surprised if you haven't been for 11 years!

I think that was the joke.

Richdog · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:16

calp0l said:
I even used my socks as loo roll when none has been available

I just genuinely lol'd at that. And then winced.

MooMoo444 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:17

Work has no wet wipes. They're so much nicer than TP. Try it, you wont go back.

Scam · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:21

schizo said:
1 at work and 1 at home...best of both worlds

This. The only problem is that the cleaners tend to do their rounds between 10:30 - 11:30am which is exactly when people are finishing their morning coffees -- including me! It's great fun figuring out which set of loos they've been to already, or whether or not they're on your floor yet. They normally have headphones in but it's still slightly shameful when you hear them come in and start cleaning the sinks, waiting for people to clear out of the cubicles. Even more shameful when you catch eyes with them as you step out of the cubicle knowing full-well they've got to go in there after (sorry

)

My only problem is that I'm getting far too used to 2 a day. If we go out for the day it's a bit difficult to have that mid-morning coffee if you don't know where the nearest loo is afterwards

Jono · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:24

JOSH86 said:
As an ex-HGV driver I can poop anywhere.

Even the grimiest truck stop toilets work for me, when you gotta go.

Don't you just do it in a carrier bag as you're driving along and then throw it out the window into a tree?

Efour · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:29

I sometimes wonder if I am the weirdo or 90%
Of ocuk forum users are.
I couldn't give a **** where I ****, if you excuse the censored pun. If the toilet is clean enough to sit on, with a supply of bogroll.... Who cares?

What kind of upbringing do people that can't poop in a public toilet or have to shower after they poop had? Is it a manifestation of a much deeper routed psychological disorder?

Genuinely curious.

kinobestew123 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:37

I really don't understand the idea of not going to the toilet when you need to. A lot of people seem quite proud of the fact that they will hold it until they are at home, sometimes making themselves feel quite ill in the process.

I'm more than happy to just go to a toilet whether I'm at work, at somebody elses house, etc. And I'd like to think people should be able to go if they're at my house too. I've absolutely no problem with people using my toilet when they visit, I couldn't care less. It's a room dedicated to making smells, etc. As long as they clean any skids then it's all good by me. :cool:

MooMoo444 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:39

If holding a poop makes you feel ill, then you should get it checked. Seems a bit odd to me.

Efour · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:43

MooMoo444 said:
If holding a poop makes you feel ill, then you should get it checked. Seems a bit odd to me.

It gets under my nails

FutileBreadMachine · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:47

scorza said:
Trained my body to have my daily movement at 6am - just before I hit the shower. Regular as clockwork People who don't shower after they defecate are disgusting.

Only poops at home crew checking in :cool:

chroniclard · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:48

tom_e said:
You should still be eating boat loads of fibrous veg though being able to poo being one of the reasons.

Green veg everyday but not loads.

Less poo is bonus.

Scam · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:50

MooMoo444 said:
If holding a poop makes you feel ill, then you should get it checked. Seems a bit odd to me.

It's really not good for you. Didn't Prince Phillip get a bladder infection or something nasty because he was holding it in during the Queen's boat celebration thingy a couple of years ago? I know he's old, but still.

boxman2000 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:52

Meatball said:
No. I enjoy my poo break at work - you're effectively being paid to deposit .

Yup, this. Plus using their loo paper, their water, their wifi whilst sat on my phone playing a game.

It's the smart mans cigarette break!

VincentHanna · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:53

Scam said:
It's really not good for you. Didn't Prince Phillip get a bladder infection or something nasty because he was holding it in during the Queen's boat celebration thingy a couple of years ago? I know he's old, but still.

That's because he needed a wee.

You do realise what a bladder is for?

MooMoo444 · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:53

Scam said:
It's really not good for you. Didn't Prince Phillip get a bladder infection or something nasty because he was holding it in during the Queen's boat celebration thingy a couple of years ago? I know he's old, but still.

I don't know, I don't keep up to date with the state of Prince Phillip's bladder

Casdawer · 6 Oct 2016 at 11:54

Meatball said:
No. I enjoy my poo break at work - you're effectively being paid to deposit .

+1

Pooping at work is the easiest money you'll make!

Josh · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:19

Jono said:
Don't you just do it in a carrier bag as you're driving along and then throw it out the window into a tree?

No but I have had to crap into bags before, those A road style lay-bys where there isn't a rest stop in sight and it's 3am.

Police pulled up once while I was pants around the ankles in the bushes, took some explaining but I think they saw my predicament.