Pooping at work...

Mujja · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:26

scorza said:
Trained my body to have my daily movement at 6am - just before I hit the shower. Regular as clockwork

Same here

Avenged7Fold said:
I find that the body tries to make its own routine and this routine is somewhat reinforced by repetition.

Any leave usually messes up the routine and it takes a few days to get back in to it.

BigT · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:28

I think the quantity and quality and toilets at home and at work make a difference due to not wanting to poop under pressure and consideration for others using the cubicle after you poop.

For example, I have three toilets for just two of us in our house so there's never any clashes. While at work there's just a single men's toilet and no urinals for 20 so if you're in there and someone wants to go you're holding them up. Thus I try to poop at home.

Contrast to student life years and years ago with one bathroom in a shared house of five versus copious amounts of clean cubicles on campus and so I would try to poop at uni.

MooMoo444 · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:32

BigT said:
While at work there's just a single men's toilet and no urinals for 20 so if you're in there and someone wants to go you're holding them up. Thus I try to poop at home.

Really just one single toilet for 20 people?

Might want to point them in the direction of this..

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm

Diagro · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:35

MooMoo444 said:
Really just one single toilet for 20 people?

Might want to point them in the direction of this..

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm

ooooooooo his work is in troubbllleeee

topgun06 · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:35

I have just visited the work toilet for a number 1. There are three cubicles and three urinals. All three cubicles were occupied. And yes, there was silence. The door opens and a guy comes in, looks at the cubicles, sees that they are all in use and leaves.

So you're telling me that we have a ratio of 4:1, poopers to wazzers. Why are people so scared of urinals?

Captain · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:35

glen8 said:
The worst thing is needing to go the minute you step out of the shower

Go and then jump back in the shower.

Diagro · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:36

topgun06 said:
I have just visited the work toilet for a number 1. There are three cubicles and three urinals. All three cubicles were occupied. And yes, there was silence. The door opens and a guy comes in, looks at the cubicles, sees that they are all in use and leaves.

So you're telling me that we have a ratio of 4:1, poopers to wazzers. Why are people so scared of urinals?

I dont like Urinals.

I dont like standing next to people when peeing.

Also i wipe it... which many think is odd when infact i like my boxers to stay perfectly dry thanks

beachBOYken · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:39

topgun06 said:
I have just visited the work toilet for a number 1. There are three cubicles and three urinals. All three cubicles were occupied. And yes, there was silence. The door opens and a guy comes in, looks at the cubicles, sees that they are all in use and leaves.

So you're telling me that we have a ratio of 4:1, poopers to wazzers. Why are people so scared of urinals?

Why is it some people always choose the middle urinal of the three, I always enter a cubicle instead when I see this, as I like a bit of space. Some people's aim and all that!

MooMoo444 · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:40

Cubicle next to the wall is the best one.

Rroff · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:40

MooMoo444 said:
Really just one single toilet for 20 people?

Might want to point them in the direction of this..

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm

Hmm I think just about everywhere I've worked, other than when I was at Screwfix, has fallen short of that directive.

Personally I've generally found the state of toilets at work appalling and avoid them as much as possible - in the last 10 years I think I've only needed to poo while at work twice.

Captain · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:40

It's not bad where I work, 600+ people and we have toilets in every bay with 10 cubicles and 10 urinals, also we have those big round fountain type sinks and at least 12 people can wash their hands at the same time, 3 of those in every toilet too.

Akagi · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:41

beachBOYken said:
Why is it some people always choose the middle urinal of the three, I always enter a cubicle instead when I see this, as I like a bit of space. Some people's aim and all that!

I hate urinals. I find it awkward being able to see the blurred outline of a coworkers johnson in my peripheral vision.

Captain · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:41

Acme said:
I hate urinals. I find it awkward being able to see the blurred outline of a coworkers johnson in my peripheral vision.

I bet they don't see the same when stood next to you

Richdog · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:41

Diagro said:
Also i wipe it... which many think is odd when infact i like my boxers to stay perfectly dry thanks

I am also a tissue dabber... I don't get how people just stand there shaking it in random directions and expecting that to do the job, when in fact the moment you put it back inside you get pee on your boxers. A tissue dab is the only way to stay fresh.

Akagi · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:42

Clov!s said:
I bet they don't see the same when stood next to you

Wow, nice...

BigT · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:46

MooMoo444 said:
Really just one single toilet for 20 people?

Might want to point them in the direction of this..

http://www.hse.gov.uk/contact/faqs/toilets.htm

Technically we can user the toilets on the other floors where other companies are as the building has 5 toilets for an office space capacity of probably 80, thus not falling foul of regulations. It's just that behaviours tend to lead people not bothering to trudge up and down the stairs.

Efour · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:56

Thread keeps delivering. Inspired to poop now at work thx

RaohNS · 6 Oct 2016 at 12:59

Richdog said:
I am also a tissue dabber... I don't get how people just stand there shaking it in random directions and expecting that to do the job, when in fact the moment you put it back inside you get pee on your boxers. A tissue dab is the only way to stay fresh.

Lol hilarious tissue dabber

VincentHanna · 6 Oct 2016 at 13:01

I always assume people that go in to stalls rather than use urinals to wee are embarrassed by their small manhoods.

BigT · 6 Oct 2016 at 13:03

Richdog said:
I am also a tissue dabber... I don't get how people just stand there shaking it in random directions and expecting that to do the job, when in fact the moment you put it back inside you get pee on your boxers. A tissue dab is the only way to stay fresh.

There's other reasons a dab is a good idea. Diabetics are a case in point. Excess glucose levels in urine that then festers in your boxers in a humid and hot environment can lead to encouraging an outbreak of thrush for example.