A 10 hour walk (the Jay Slater thread)...

[visibleman]

I don't roll deep, hence why I don't wear them when going to unknown places... lol

What's Wiley, Danny Weed and Dizzee got to do with this?

Can anyone translate this from "wannabe gangsta" to English please?

"A levy imposed on those wearing expensive timepieces. If one is to wear such an extravagant accessory on their wrist then make sure, and in the words of Mike Skinner, you have "...two fat ***** backin' him up" otherwise you dare those dastardly scallywags to relieve you of it!"

 

[ColdAsIce]

Who hasn’t rolled deep after too many pints on a weekend only to wake up with the realisation snoring next to you.

 

[wozzizname]

I rolled too deep, and it cost me the crown green bowls match.

 

[Kelt]

I rolled too deep, and it cost me the crown green bowls match.

Gotcha, 'rolling deep' is a bowling reference!

 

[Richie]

I hope, for @slinxy's sake, that he is being satirical

 

[Ayahuasca]

I hope, for @slinxy's sake, that he is being satirical

 

[Derek W]

Gotcha, 'rolling deep' is a bowling reference!

They see me Bowlin, they hating!

 

[Tuppy_Glossop]

Rollin deep means having a large and tasty crew with you. n00bs

 

[Mr Badger]

Rollin deep means having a large and tasty crew with you. n00bs

This is the tasty crew:

 

[arknor]

Had a look on that Facebook page earlier tonight and someone's suggesting anyone up on the mountains looking for him should take something magnetic so they can recover his phone of it's been dropped

Has anyone tried walking around with a rolex on their arm to try and tempt him out yet?

Dumb *** tax... if you're going to flex a rolex, make sure you're rolling deep, if not; you will get it taxed from you.

Anyone wearing one will be assumed to be fake surely.. 12 quid a watch at the beach?

Warning over fake ecstasy tablets after seven people die in Scotland

Police warn deaths may be linked to dangerous stimulants in green, white or yellow pills with Rolex, Mitsubishi or star logos

www.theguardian.com

Police warn deaths may be linked to dangerous stimulants in green, white or yellow pills with Rolex, Mitsubishi or star logos

Police warning over 'Speckled Rolex' ecstasy pills after one man dies

The ecstasy-like yellow pills have been linked to the death of one and hospitalisation of four others in Northern Ireland

www.independent.co.uk

Police warning over 'Speckled Rolex' ecstasy pills after one man dies


Wonder if theres a link between Rolex and a bag of pills known to be used by clubbers.


I wonder if the airbnb guys were dealers he owed money to... yea jay you can leave lol...

our friend will get you down the road, but make sure you post a photo of the doorstep as you leave so the world knows you left here alive and well.

 

[visibleman]

Rollin deep means having a large and tasty crew with you. n00bs

Are 'Large' and 'Tasty' the names of those in your gang or, is it like a Big n Tasty?

 

[C Kent]

 

[mrk]

Someone on the news suggested a great way to find him:

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[arknor]

Wax on, or the classic MARCO.

ed sheeran could go play music like the pied piper

 

[adam cool dude]

He said this is not funny but had a chuckle to himself. Haha.

 

[Minusorange]

Someone on the news suggested a great way to find him:

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What's the joke/connection with him here ?

 

[mrk]

What's the joke/connection with him here ?

Everyone and their nan knows the jingle!

 

[Scort]

That autoglass one has given me tears in my eyes

 

[dowie]

I don't roll deep, hence why I don't wear them when going to unknown places... lol

Do you do late-night shopping on a Thursday?

 

[Minusorange]

Everyone and their nan knows the jingle!

Yeah I know jingle, but what the **** is the connection with this story though ?