A Joke

Jesus said to John - "Come forth, and you shall recieve eternal life!"
John came fifth and won a toaster.
 
platypus said:
What's the difference between a duck?

I'm sorry, I was typing too quickly and missed off the end of my sentence. I meant to say "What's the difference between a duck and a goose?"


..and the answer is of course that they are entirely different species of waterfowl.
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You just didn't want to admit that you've recently watched Uwe Bolls "Postal", didn't you? :D
 
*Talks in a David Attenborough voice*
And... as you can see... after many failed attempts at humour... the male members of the forums... eventually turn on each other...

*Pause for effect*

... Now we get to see something... truely spectactular...
 
A man spends his first day in prison talking to his cell mate. His cell mate gives him a few tips on surviving maximum security in his first weeks there, and then pauses to look outside the bars of the cell.

"I got an escape plan", says the man's cell mate.

"What is it?"

"Put this blanket over your head, and I'll tell you what to do when the guard comes back."

The man puts the blanket over his head, and his cell mate begins to rape him.

Savagely.
 
A Blonde and a Brunette jump off a tall building at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

Both of them hit the ground at the same time. Hair colour doesn't affect acceleration due to mavity.
 
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