Adult content - Age Verification system - April 2018

[Orionaut]

You could say the same thing about buying condoms or lubrication (KY jelly) etc now.

Plenty of people have no shame.

I think there is a bit of difference between "Something for the weekend Sir" and "Do you want an internet Porn pass"

Perhaps this is the plan. The state cant ban it, but it might just be able to embarrass it into oblivion.

(I am not a prude as such, but at the same time, I wouldn't weep any tears if internet porn disappeared overnight.)

 

[area51]

Since when did that stop any MP from pushing ahead with a nonsense plan?

Like the time when they squalked about banning the Brocock system with airguns ho yah yah chortle then when it got shown to them they said ho we didn't realise it was as complicated as that to load!
As dunder brains thought you just went to the shop and bought ready to go not you spent an hour reloading them plus servicing the cartridges for 5mins of fun!

Just goes to show you can take an Idiot out of the Village but can't get the village out of the idiot! Over paid over fed and under qualified totally out of touch with reality

 

[area51]

But whats to say this isn't the start of making you log into the net each time you use device veiled under an anti porn blind it was what they was trying to do before with windows but it got shot down.
As sure smells that way

 

[stockhausen]

Remind me, was this stupidity dreamed up by those Tories who are making such a cracking job of something else these days?

 

[mattyfez]

But whats to say this isn't the start of making you log into the net each time you use device veiled under an anti porn blind it was what they was trying to do before with windows but it got shot down.
As sure smells that way

Urm you already do... Your IP adress is tied to your ISP, who can log everything you do (but typically don't unless under a court order as it's a storage nightmare to keep logs for all customers) unless you use a VPN.

 

[simpletom]

This "Porn Pass" that you have to buy... Who is making money from it? Will they be in bed with some of our "far left" (erm, okay) leaders? The whole thing is just another ill-considered scheme delivered by possibly the worst government I can recall.

 

[CREATIVE!11]

Go through Tesco checkout with lube, a porn pass and dora the explorer DVD.

Make sure you lock eyes with the cashier in order to assert dominance.

 

[itchy]

You could say the same thing about buying condoms or lubrication (KY jelly) etc now.

Plenty of people have no shame.

No shame tell me about it, I have a neighbour who is a high class prostitute and we friends but that's it.
The other night she came back from graft half cocked and stuck my electric key up her pasty and was dancing around in the kitchen with it hanging out.

It was crazy only fixed my key today as it was screwed literally had to get a new key. lol

 

[mattyfez]

This is the same tory government that doesn't know the difference between IP and intellectual property..

You just have to laugh really..

 

[FoxEye]

This "Porn Pass" that you have to buy... Who is making money from it? Will they be in bed with some of our "far left" (erm, okay) leaders? The whole thing is just another ill-considered scheme delivered by possibly the worst government I can recall.

I think we're stretching the definition of "government" at this point.

"Clown show" would be more accurate.

When Boris Johnson is seen as a credible candidate to succeed May... yeah, stop this bus I'm getting off.

 

[mattyfez]

No ones going to be buying any pron passes, the government will just spend a load of public funds on a pointless exercise so they can be seen to be doing something.

No one really knows what they are doing, because they don't know what they are doing themselves.

 

[esoteric]

This is the same tory government that doesn't know the difference between IP and intellectual property..

You just have to laugh really..

Oh Oh I know! Ingress Protection

 

[Finners]

No shame tell me about it, I have a neighbour who is a high class prostitute and we friends but that's it.
The other night she came back from graft half cocked and stuck my electric key up her pasty and was dancing around in the kitchen with it hanging out.

It was crazy only fixed my key today as it was screwed literally had to get a new key. lol

 

[Malevolence]

I'm still confused at what an 'electric key' is, but I'm guessing English maybe that poster's second language and they mean something like an electronic car fob.

 

[Zenduri]

You could say the same thing about buying condoms or lubrication (KY jelly) etc now.

Plenty of people have no shame.

Lol whats shameful about buying lube and a packet of 3. Shock horror your going to engage in some greasy ram rodding.. that's a positive if your giving (or taking if thats your thing) lol

 

[Steampunk]

I'm still confused at what an 'electric key' is, but I'm guessing English maybe that poster's second language and they mean something like an electronic car fob.

Probably pre-paid electric meter key..?

 

[Aedus]

Imagine actually going into a shop and asking for a porn pass. How embarrassing. What a joke this country has become.

Someone who doesn't give a **** will do it and put them up on eBay for an easy profit.

 

[Puzzled]

I feel sorry for all those homegrown good old fashioned British porn sites, they'll be the ones that suffer.

No more nicebitofcrumpet.uk or crackingjugsgromet.uk

Save British Porn!

 

[Diddums]

I'm still confused at what an 'electric key' is, but I'm guessing English maybe that poster's second language and they mean something like an electronic car fob.

Nah, he's got quite an online presence.

 

[Deleted member 77746]

I think you're trying to say '****' (i'm guessing this will be starred out - it means 'a woman who has many casual sexual partners.'), not psychopath or lunatic. 'Pasty'? WTF, never heard it called that before.

Search "Buzzcocks smash your pasty" lol can't post it here.