***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

[[FnG]magnolia]

Fox is still in his twenties IIRC.

 

[Skillmister]

I've been through most of the prolific motors posters and can't find a 31 year old

 

[Disco Boy]

Time for a "Motors regulars, how old are you?" thread?

 

[233]

///checks age///

woohoo safe only 30


to the TG good luck with it but please tell me your not one of those ones thats really convincing, still have nightmares about perving over what i assumed was a group of lovely ladies only to later find they were actually all men or ex men.

 

[Narj]

Time for a "Motors regulars, how old are you?" thread?

LOL!

More more more!

BTW Shayper - that sort of thing is the exact reason why I won't post pics of myself online (that and the fact I always look like Herman Munster!)

 

[Nick1881]

*removes age from profile.








jk, I'm not quite there yet

 

[Skillmister]

to the TG good luck with it but please tell me your not one of those ones thats really convincing,

Isn't that the point? If they didn't want to look like a female they'd just stay as a man and wear a dress.

 

[Tefal]

And, even though the "rape" one is probably made up, what sort of person even makes up a story like that!

ehich one is this?

 

[Tefal]

Isn't that the point? If they didn't want to look like a female they'd just stay as a man and wear a dress.

yeah but ithink he's meaning "please don;t be convincing I don't want to be caught out"


Remember folks if it's under 50 and not self basting be cautious.

 

[FabienO]

*snip*
So....

L xx

Good for you, don't forgive the pun, but that takes balls . Live life as you wish to live it, if friends and family can't accept it, that's their issue. Good luck

 

[Narj]

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[Judgeneo]

I read through the other two threads the other day, this one looks equally as promising

Good luck to "L" as well

 

[Skeptic]

WTB: more confessions!

 

[The Pat]

*removes age from profile.








jk, I'm not quite there yet

Your username suggests you are 131 though

 

[Destination]

Your username suggests you are 131 though

or poor with centuries...

 

[Reaper 392]

*checks age*
damn, only 20, dont have a girl after me
also dont have a car so it really cant be me


*checks post count*
oh god, i could have a stalker
i do live with someone who has used this forum for PC advice once or twice, so it could just be them knowing where i've been since we moved into the flat

 

[Tyron]

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[King Damager]

I am terrified that this is me now, after some randomer at my SU approached me, asked if I was a member of the forums, and then said he recognised me from pictures and said he didn't actually post.

I now keep seeing him around. Someone please for the love of god save me!

Haha, for some reason when I read this one I thought of you. Alternatively, Jenny is screwing with you xD

I've been through most of the prolific motors posters and can't find a 31 year old

I'm not sure what's more worrying, Shayper's being stalked or this.

P.S. Good luck to L. Would be interesting to hear a follow up on this one really, if you know, you had the balls to openly post a thread about it. (Sorry, I couldn't resist the Pun, but I did mean it seriously). Must be quite a life changing decision I'd imagine. Considering people post about Laser Eye surgery, this might actually be interesting from a medical perspective, although somehow I feel pictures won't be allowed

kd

 

[The Pat]

or poor with centuries...

Exactly what I was thinking...

 

[Mason-]

when young i used to sleep holding onto a blanket
i couldn;t sleep without it, until I was 19 years old

Real story actually. Around march, went on a field trip to Scotland with my school, I'm upper sixth, so 18, ended up banging out my teacher 2 nights in a row. Yeah she's good looking and busty. Almost got caught - was sharing a dorm with mates, she came in, told everyone to go to the main hall, ended up having sex right there in the dorm toilets.

I'm a 23 year old 5'5 male who will be undergoing cosmetic leg legthening in two months time. This procedure itself costs just over 50,000 euro. I saved this amount up during my three years of university from working a part-time job, playing poker and saving my student loan. I'll be around 2.5 inches taller after it's all done. Haven't told my parents yet.

When I was 15. I went to visit my nan. While she went to put the
kettle on I accidentally broke the leg on her coffee table. I managed
to fix it before she returned by balancing the table n the leg tat
fell off.

All well and good, she came back a tray of tea and placed it on the
table. The table stayed firm despite me cacking my pants.

2mins later as we are enjoying our tea and chatting, net jack russell
runs in and knocks everything flying. I Naturally helped blame the dog
and took the credit or helping clear up (£5).

Next day I heard my granddad returned went mental and took the dog to
the vet. As it was the last straw. I never saw the dog again, and my
nan cried for weeks.

I have never told anyone this story not even my wife.


Sent from my iPad

very time I have a poo, I like to cast an admiring glance into the
bowl and rate it out of 10.

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

I've been with my girlfriend for almost two and a half years now. We don't live together, but we've stayed at eachothers (student) houses a lot, often for extended periods at a time. Anyway, I find that when we are together I want to have sex around once a week, so this is how often we have sex because she almost never turns it down (she tends to want it more than me). But when we are apart there isn't often a day when I don't pleasure myself. On a few occasions when I've been staying at hers, I've gone to the bathroom to pleasure myself, even though we haven't had sex in a few days.