***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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To be fair you can cross a few off....

Teacher - didn't happen :p
Too tall for leg legthening.
Owns an iPad? That'd be another one...
Student? That'd cross another off..

To be honest, I reckon it's the Poo one, that and the blanket one are the ones that you'd happily find on Would I lie to you or the such like and therefore someone would be open to admitting that it could be them xD

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Yesterday I found myself making eye contact (for at least 5 seconds) with an attractive woman as we walked passed each other.

Problem is, this isn't the first time its happened (with this particular person) and I'm currently in a relationship. Despite that I still feel the urge to initiate a conversation with this lady.

I'm tempted to just say Good Morning when we next walk pass each other.



I have a click-counter app on my phone. I use it to keep track of how many times I have made my girlfriend orgasm.
 
I guess your click counter looks like this

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I was driving and a dog pulls out in front of me. It was too late to stop. I didn't report it. It wasn't my fault though.

One of my friends has given me and indication she would be interested in a threesome with another girl. I am considering getting an escort to join us (see my other confessions) this weekend.


I'm a 30+ year old virgin who just started seeing a girl I've really liked for over a couple of years. She's been in long term relationships and has a kid but recently got burnt by an ex and has really gone into her shell. I'm worried I'll be too nervous to make the first move when the time comes, it's got me so stressed I'm thinking about breaking up with her, or even going to a 'professional' to try and ease my worries. What makes it worse is I really like this girl. Pathetic I know, but this is my life atm.
 
I'm a 30+ year old virgin who just started seeing a girl I've really liked for over a couple of years. She's been in long term relationships and has a kid but recently got burnt by an ex and has really gone into her shell. I'm worried I'll be too nervous to make the first move when the time comes, it's got me so stressed I'm thinking about breaking up with her, or even going to a 'professional' to try and ease my worries. What makes it worse is I really like this girl. Pathetic I know, but this is my life atm.

As they'd say in 40 Year Old Virgin, don't put the err pasty on a pedestal. Talk to her about it I'm sure she would be understanding?
 
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