***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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When I was 15. I went to visit my nan. While she went to put the
kettle on I accidentally broke the leg on her coffee table. I managed
to fix it before she returned by balancing the table n the leg tat
fell off.

All well and good, she came back a tray of tea and placed it on the
table. The table stayed firm despite me cacking my pants.

2mins later as we are enjoying our tea and chatting, net jack russell
runs in and knocks everything flying. I Naturally helped blame the dog
and took the credit or helping clear up (£5).

Next day I heard my granddad returned went mental and took the dog to
the vet. As it was the last straw. I never saw the dog again, and my
nan cried for weeks.

I have never told anyone this story not even my wife.


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Almost shed a tear. Poor dog. :( lol

Real story actually. Around march, went on a field trip to Scotland with my school, I'm upper sixth, so 18, ended up banging out my teacher 2 nights in a row. Yeah she's good looking and busty. Almost got caught - was sharing a dorm with mates, she came in, told everyone to go to the main hall, ended up having sex right there in the dorm toilets.
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hibernian1875 said:
Call BS on the farting penis secret... Top result in google for penis fart here

Copied word for word and originally posted 4+ years ago.
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She says that her vagina farts sometimes while having sex. She seems to get emberrassed as well. You two (my friend and u) should really talk about it!

Lmao would love to be afly on the wall watching them 2 have sex, fart ferp ferp fart ferp ferp fart..... haha
 
50k euro for a few extra inches (and not where most guys would want it!) ... use that for a house deposit, you madman!!!!
 
PianoBasher said:
50k euro for a few extra inches (and not where most guys would want it!) ... use that for a house deposit, you madman!!!!
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I don't even want to think how they "extend" someone's legs? But, I assume it involves breaking your legs. Sounds very painful, and all for an extra 2 inches!
 
Why are people sending in fake stories? It's only funny when they're true. Anyone can just make up some ridiculous confession.

Don't ruin what is normally a very funny thread by sending in **** fake stories because you're bored/forever alone.
 
mp3duck said:
But, I assume it involves breaking your legs. Sounds very painful, and all for an extra 2 inches!
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Thats pretty much it. They'll seperate the bone in a place where they are confident they can encourage extra growth.

I've read that it isn't always successful though and can leave you with..more problems than when you started.
 
Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.
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:D We want more like this.
 
Not sure why people are surprised at the 'making you taller' one. I know a guy who was born with a lot of problems, one of them being growth. He had one foot 'normal' length (although he was still short) and one maybe 15cms shorter (when he was like 5/6). His shoes used to have extra layers ta the bottom to get him level. He went through A LOT of operations and now his feet are level (if not level very very close to level). So I assume he had something the same, but on one leg.

Sounds very painful though :P

Gaygle said:
Why are people sending in fake stories? It's only funny when they're true. Anyone can just make up some ridiculous confession.

Don't ruin what is normally a very funny thread by sending in **** fake stories because you're bored/forever alone.
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This.
 
AmTechFox said:
Dunno why but seeing 'sent from my ipad' and the end of that story cracked me up. :p
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Yeah, cuts the list of possible people dow..... wait no it doesn't :(

Penis fart is slightly amusing, sorry dude, whoever you are.. Go to a Doctor though if it bugs you that much? I'm sure they can examine it and stuff...

Kind of wondering if these threads make people more confident about their own issues....

kd
 
Gaygle said:
Why are people sending in fake stories? It's only funny when they're true. Anyone can just make up some ridiculous confession.

Don't ruin what is normally a very funny thread by sending in **** fake stories because you're bored/forever alone.
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+1
 
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