I once squirted colgate toothpaste up my erect knob.
Why is the brand important?
I once squirted colgate toothpaste up my erect knob.
Why is the brand important?
I have sexuall fantasy's about my wife's cousion
i like to be dominated
Odd spelling of cousin, casually searching the forum only reveals three uses![]()
Odd spelling of cousin, casually searching the forum only reveals three uses![]()
Or most likely a typo, seeing as i is next to o![]()
Why is the brand important?
I once went to a house party a couple of years ago, at about 5am I went for a dump (I had eaten absolute garbage all day including curry) i proceeded to unleash what can only be explained as something inhuman. This blocked the toilet and overflowed on to the floor. I decided I would leave it. I went upstairs and went to bed, the next morning the house stank of my dump i left lodged in the toilet. No one would admit who it was and I said I heard a girl I met at the house party (now my girlfriend of 4 years) go to the toilet at 5am. The plumbers had to come round and unblock it which cost my mate £40.
For several years I played games with a chap and we got on great, best of mates and at clan meetings we'd hang out in the pub and frankly were like two long lost brothers. I was far closer to him than I was to even my own biological brother but that all changed when he met one of the girls in our clan at another guild meeting.
They hit it off, which was great and were very happy together for a couple of years. I also got on well with her and the three of us and our clan continued playing games together and much fun was had by all.
However, one night whilst on voice comms he mentioned in a private chat to me that he was glad he snagged her first or he'd have had to steal her off me. That annoyed me a little, my ego being what it is and although I laughed with I'm about it I decided then and there to bed the girl he was now engaged to. Whether it was purely my ego making me wish to do this or the lust for his girlfriend (she was/is still hot) or the fact my own relationship was in tatters following 5 years of mental torture from my then ex I do not know, but I do know that I used every trick my ex-girlfriend used on me to manipulate both my best friend and his fiancee in order to bed her.
It took a good few months to achieve "end result" and I wont' deny that I'd always had feelings for this girl since I first got to know her, but I knew all along I was breaking the mate-code of putting male friends before women, but my ego was in control and I was on a mission.
The initial hints given to her were subtle and done via proxy, I'd mention to a joint friend that I'd had a particularly rude dream involving her, we'd laugh about it and let the news filter back to her. I knew my friend wouldn't find out as nobody in their right mind would mention it to him and if they did it'd only massage his ego anyway as he trusted me implicitly.
Once she realised I fancied her the seed was sown (no not that seed) she started doing some of the running, initially finding it amusing that I'd think of her that way, when we were such good friends.. but I knew she was starting to think of me as more than a friend, she wouldn't keep mentioning it otherwise.. So I kept dropping hints, never openly raising the subject and a good 6 months past.
At the next clan meeting the three of us shared a table as usual and with the rest of the guild much fun was had and even more drink was consumed, I noticed she never left his side at any point in the evening and I made no effort get her alone. That was the genius moment, that got her annoyed - how could I fancy her and not make a move?
The next time I was on voice comms my mate was in bed with the flu, his girlfriend ensured he was asleep then crept to their spare room, she told me everything she wanted and the following weekend I obliged several times.
This continued for a couple of months and at no point did I feel guilty, in fact I was too busy enjoying the fruits of my months of scheming to do so and nursing a sore groin during the working week. She did however end it eventually, and my mate has never found out about the affair and they've since married.
She's chocked it up as her one last fling before marriage, I'm now married too and we both have children.
In hindsight I do regret betraying my friend and I dropped contact with both of them for many years mostly through my own selfish guilt. At this stage I wouldn't tell him and I know she never would, she told me so a few weeks ago when I got the first email from her in over 5 years, asking if I wanted to visit her.. just for a chat.. as she was coming over this way on business soon..
I bet all of these are Mason-'s confessions.
However, one night whilst on voice comms he mentioned in a private chat to me that he was glad he snagged her first or he'd have had to steal her off me. That annoyed me a little, my ego being what it is and although I laughed with I'm about it I decided then and there to bed the girl he was now engaged to.
...penis farts....that is all.
Op didn't post mine.
I won't say what it was because I wanted it to be anon! but yeah.
Well the only ones I don't post are:
Depression ones saying they hate life and want to kill themselves then asking for advice - no medical threads allowed.
And the other was someone admitting to raping his wife, which I posted but everyone said was too far so I deleted.
If it doesn't fall underthose two categories then it simply did not come through, resend it.
Op didn't post mine.
I won't say what it was because I wanted it to be anon! but yeah.
same![]()