What do you want like? "I killed a guy."?
or I have 17 bodies under my patio.
No I was just looking for a bit of variety but it seems like we are getting some now.
What do you want like? "I killed a guy."?
My girlfriend complained about the taste of my ‘man juice’. She told me to try it. I did.
I'd heard rumours that the MD was having an affair with a married colleague (fair play to the guy she was 20years his junior and not a bad looker), so one day rather board i had a snoop around there mailboxes. And sure enough they were indeed at it, discussing there various acts together and what lies to tell to get more time together etc. Pretty boring really bar a few pictures of the woman posing nude
I never could look at her in the eyes again after seeing those!
Board again one day I played a little game on them and sent her an anonymous email saying I'd seen them together and for her to come clean or i would tell the husband, this spiced there emails up! racking there brains on who could have seen them and to end the affair or not. I got a threatening email from her denying all knowledge, I never emailed back, i never intended to tell the husband from the beginning. It was just amusing seeing how much chaos a simple email could cause.
Funnily enough she had a promotion during the affair.
Mine wasn't depressive I didn't think! I'll try resend it though. I'll blame the anon email I sent it by.
Eastenders could do with some of these plot lines to spice things up.
After I have gone to the toilet,I sometimes shake my todger and a little bit of pee flies off.This has been known to go in my eye and my mouth. I'm not repulsed
I have "lost" CCTV footage on two occasions to prevent colleagues being prosecuted.
The first instance involved a colleague using knuckle dusters to help break up a fight.
The second involved me being glassed by a member of the public and then informing my colleagues to test the fire doors with his face. I feel really bad about the second incident as the guy was charged for assault and ended up in hospital with a number of broken bones.
I was also once also cautioned by the police for standing naked on top of a JCB digger urinating on a give way sign. They took me home but I gave a fake address and so mates mum was rudely woken at 5am to be told her "son" was in a sorry state and lucky not to get arrested. She covered for me and forced me copious glasses of water then kicked me out the back door. To this day we have never spoken of it to anyone.
Eastenders could do with some of these plot lines to spice things up.
I dutch oven my girlfriend when she is asleep just to see what happens...
I dutch oven my girlfriend when she is asleep just to see what happens...
Hi again, Lucy here
Not really a confessional as such, more just a thank you to everyone
who wished me luck!
A few posts I want to address - firstly whoever asked for an open,
non-anonymous thread - great idea that I've toyed with in the past,
however I know certain members of my family browse the forums from
time to time, and given I can't have a separate forum ID which would
deflect any potential issues arising before I want them to, if I
decide to post an open thread it will be late into the whole
transitioning process, and maybe even after everything is done and the
dust has settled in my personal life.
To the guy who pleaded with me not to be convincing - well I can walk
down the high street on a saturday afternoon, go for a coffee and shop
in women's clothes mostly without anyone raising an eyebrow. To
someone who knows what they're looking for, I'm not perfect and very
occasionally I'm completely 'read' as in spotted. Unfortunately if
it's Miss Chavvy McChav pushing her brood round town in a buggy I've
been subject to the 'IT'S A TRANNY - LOOK LOOK ITS A MAN IN A SKIRT'
which isn't pleasant. Confidence is everything though, drop your eyes
and your shoulders and you've given the game away. If I notice anyone
taking a closer look for suspicious reasons I'll make full eye contact
and smile my sweetest smile. It usually works
I have a credit card in my female name, and there's quite a few shops
that are my regular haunts and the staff there all know me, they know
my history and they treat me with the greatest of respect and dignity.
To sum it up, I tend to get chatted up much more than spotted as a
bloke in women's clothes - which is strange as I have to politely
decline the advance as men just aren't my thing.
On the other side of that, I do like the company of men when I'm Lucy
- not in a sexual way or looking to be spoiled, it's just I've
identified with females all my life so the whole 3rd party male thing
is still a little bit of a mystery that I'm trying to unravel.
Any more genuine questions, ask away and I'll try to answer them as
best I can
L xx
Ok, just to clarify, you're interested (sexually) in men or women? I always thought one of the key elements to being transgender - no idea what the correct word - is being attracted to the same sex (so post op, the opposite sex)...
Reading that back now I've just realised quite how naive that is....
kd
Ok, just to clarify, you're interested (sexually) in men or women? I always thought one of the key elements to being transgender - no idea what the correct word - is being attracted to the same sex (so post op, the opposite sex)...
Reading that back now I've just realised quite how naive that is....
kd
This has DiamondMark written all over it.I was wanted nationwide for armed robbery twice by the time i was 22 although i was never convicted. I also spent time in the old death row cells in norwich prison and slept quite soundly in the cell they used to keep you in the night before they took you down for hanging. I've also been in a number of other prisons and institutions and honestly cannot explain who i was then to who i am now as i don't understand it myself.