*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***
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Me too, I can easily imagine a scenario where I'd enjoy tormenting a colleague in that way.
I used to rearrange a former colleagues desk or put bluetac on their phone receiver so when they picked it up the phone kept ringing. She never realised who was doing it! Duck taping the gas lift on her seat was probably the funniest (so it looks full height until you sit on it!) her face was an absolute picture
Nothing more satisfying than those small victories against the monotony of a working day.
I near died.
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Me too, I can easily imagine a scenario where I'd enjoy tormenting a colleague in that way.
I used to rearrange a former colleagues desk or put bluetac on their phone receiver so when they picked it up the phone kept ringing. She never realised who was doing it! Duck taping the gas lift on her seat was probably the funniest (so it looks full height until you sit on it!) her face was an absolute picture
Nothing more satisfying than those small victories against the monotony of a working day.
From the poor woman's point of view, more likely some passive-aggressive form of bullying.
Surely pranks are funnier when you know who has done it?
Also: Duct tape not duck
Soldato
The fruit thing at work had me roaring in laughter LMAO.
Sniggering like a kid here reading that. A full watermellon would destroy him lol...not lobbing it over his head but roll it into the cubicle. Worth the price of a melon to record his reaction on your phone
Sniggering like a kid here reading that. A full watermellon would destroy him lol...not lobbing it over his head but roll it into the cubicle. Worth the price of a melon to record his reaction on your phone
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I was crying at the fruit one. Genius.
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[FnG]magnolia;30040693 said:
Tell you blunt truth, hire an escort... just get it over with. Problem is you've built a huge mental roadblock now of something so trivial and it's become a vicious cycle.
I think I lost my virginity wasted. I remembered feeling bad about it because society tells you it has to be special etc.
Now I laugh about that night and it's a cherished memory.... what a mess.
Not a bad idea. At least you know they'll be patient with you because you're paying them. Might be worth mentioning it upfront so they know the score.
Go for it. I don't know why people get so high up on their moral horses over the whole thing. As long as the lass isn't being trafficked/forced into it, what's the issue?
I know several people who use these "services" and who are completely open about it (a few are divorced and see it as a short-term solution as opposed to getting involved with crazy just for a bit of release). Don't see the problem - I've even *ahem* considered it myself but now just bring the odd random home from the pub because it's cheaper.
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I really am waiting for the lotto winner finale... Can't wait for it to air.
Go for it. I don't know why people get so high up on their moral horses over the whole thing. As long as the lass isn't being trafficked/forced into it, what's the issue?
I know several people who use these "services" and who are completely open about it (a few are divorced and see it as a short-term solution as opposed to getting involved with crazy just for a bit of release). Don't see the problem - I've even *ahem* considered it myself but now just bring the odd random home from the pub because it's cheaper.
Yeah, as a country we're total prudes. In countries like the Netherlands, if you're disabled and are struggling to meet people to fulfill your natural urges, the government will pay for you to see someone on an approved list a few times a year.
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Go for it. I don't know why people get so high up on their moral horses over the whole thing. As long as the lass isn't being trafficked/forced into it, what's the issue?
I know several people who use these "services" and who are completely open about it (a few are divorced and see it as a short-term solution as opposed to getting involved with crazy just for a bit of release). Don't see the problem - I've even *ahem* considered it myself but now just bring the odd random home from the pub because it's cheaper.
It probably works out cheaper in the long run anyway. And you don't have to put up with crazy 24/7. Win win. Wish I thought of this sooner.
Edit: and get it when I want it, not when she's feeling randy.
Having had a look at adult work.com after that other confession (pure curiosity as I couldn't cheat on my missus) , it seems like things have really come a long way since I was single. Seems like it would be a good solution for our 32 yr old friend as he would get someone whose sole interest is repeat interest and good reviews, and he can choose one with big knockers while he's at it.
Word of advice for that chap: the first time is always awkward as ****. Just get it over with and crack on.
Word of advice for that chap: the first time is always awkward as ****. Just get it over with and crack on.
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[FnG]magnolia;30040694 said:
Why did your wife tell them? Appears like she wants to to cause issues and friction, very strange. Are you and your wife on a different page or something
Why did your wife tell them? Appears like she wants to to cause issues and friction, very strange. Are you and your wife on a different page or something
Exactly this, no idea why she would tell them if she knows what they're like.
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Man has a point. Everyone builds up your first time to be this huge thing, but most of the time it is pretty average.
After I lost mine, I pretty much thought "finally, now I can get on with my life".
You need to get the first time done though so the good times afterwards can follow.