*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

[FnG]magnolia;30018506 said:
I feel somewhat different since then. When I'm out and people are trying to talk to or be nice to me, I often think about how nice it would be to stab them in the face.
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lol lol. Comedy gold! I'm laughing out loud at work now!
 
Toilet fruit guy: brilliant !!!

300K guy needs to be telling his wife to keep her mouth shut. If you happen to have more than 3K left over, keep it well hidden ....
 
What about the guy who sleeps around behind his GF back and is waiting on a pregnancy test of one of his booty calls? He would have the results by now.
 
To be fair I find making smalltalk more annoying the older I get! Just look angry all the time and get facial tattoos to discourage people.

Disclaimer: The second suggestion may harm your career prospects.

:p
 
Its 8am I am at work and crying at all these recent confessions! Would love an update on the money guy ! But the fruit thrower has had me in tears.
 
The fruit thrower one must be fake. All the other guy has to do is peek a little under the stall and see what shoes the fruit thrower has on. Would be simple to identify from there on. Either that or open the stall door as the fruit thrower leaves.
 
Unluckyalf said:
The fruit thrower one must be fake. All the other guy has to do is peek a little under the stall and see what shoes the fruit thrower has on. Would be simple to identify from there on. Either that or open the stall door as the fruit thrower leaves.
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Depends on how he times it. If he is in the process of releasing the chocolate hostage he isn't exactly going to lift arse from seat. That said I also am deeply skeptical
 
Absolutely dying with laughter! (FruitMan)

Maybe two pieces of fruit 1x Apple 1x Orange, Poo-Man then get's a choice of fruit to enjoy on the throne!
 
Yeah, the fruit one, whilst entertaining, I can't see actually being true.

You could just sit (without doing the deed), wait for the guy to throw in some fruit and catch him easy like.
 
[TFU] Thegoon84;30048455 said:
I secretly want trump to win just to show the righty ***** how much the right does not represent the working class people and will only make things worse for you.

Forgot to email :D
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If I was American I wouldn't be voting.

If I was forced to i'd probably vote Trump.

I can't believe how utterly abysmal both nominees are. It's a really dark, poor time for US politics.
 
Tute said:
I can't believe how utterly abysmal both nominees are. It's a really dark, poor time for US politics.
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There is no definite either candidate will ever amount to much influence or we could have a Nixon moment where they get in and go back out like a revolving door as bigger problems to their eligibility for office are found. Trump born in mexico shock
Ted Cruz was born in Canada I think
 
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