*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***
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Soldato
Toilet fruit guy: brilliant !!!
300K guy needs to be telling his wife to keep her mouth shut. If you happen to have more than 3K left over, keep it well hidden ....
300K guy needs to be telling his wife to keep her mouth shut. If you happen to have more than 3K left over, keep it well hidden ....
Soldato
What about the guy who sleeps around behind his GF back and is waiting on a pregnancy test of one of his booty calls? He would have the results by now.
Caporegime
You're a bit sick if you find this funny imo.
Caporegime
Problem?
Associate
The fruit thrower one must be fake. All the other guy has to do is peek a little under the stall and see what shoes the fruit thrower has on. Would be simple to identify from there on. Either that or open the stall door as the fruit thrower leaves.
Depends on how he times it. If he is in the process of releasing the chocolate hostage he isn't exactly going to lift arse from seat. That said I also am deeply skeptical
Man of Honour
Just roll or throw the fruit as you leave. They won't be able to see your shoes in time 
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Just roll or throw the fruit as you leave. They won't be able to see your shoes in time
A sort of "FDM", as it were?
Fruit Deployment Mechanism.
Associate
Yeah, the fruit one, whilst entertaining, I can't see actually being true.
You could just sit (without doing the deed), wait for the guy to throw in some fruit and catch him easy like.
You could just sit (without doing the deed), wait for the guy to throw in some fruit and catch him easy like.
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Soldato
I secretly want trump to win just to show the righty ***** how much the right does not represent the working class people and will only make things worse for you.
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[TFU] Thegoon84;30048455 said:I secretly want trump to win just to show the righty ***** how much the right does not represent the working class people and will only make things worse for you.
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If I was American I wouldn't be voting.
If I was forced to i'd probably vote Trump.
I can't believe how utterly abysmal both nominees are. It's a really dark, poor time for US politics.
I'd draw another box on the voting form, tick it and write, "Barney the Dinosaur" alongside aforementioned box.
Soldato
No different to the UK then.
Soldato
There is no definite either candidate will ever amount to much influence or we could have a Nixon moment where they get in and go back out like a revolving door as bigger problems to their eligibility for office are found. Trump born in mexico shock
Ted Cruz was born in Canada I think