*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

Burnsy2023 said:
When I ran this previously, some of the bat**** crazy stuff that was received that I couldn't post was amazing. Sometimes I think many people were trolling but there are some really bizarre people out there.

Subscribed anyway.
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I could be way off base here burnsy but.... Didn't you say you made a girl urinate in a pint glass and drink it? I definitely read it on here before anyone says they must be my "other" sites lol.

Or was it someone sending a confession??? :confused:
 
RaohNS said:
I could be way off base here burnsy but.... Didn't you say you made a girl urinate in a pint glass and drink it? I definitely read it on here before anyone says they must be my "other" sites lol.

Or was it someone sending a confession??? :confused:
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I can confirm that certainly wasn't me. It may have been a confession by someone else, but all sorts of crazy stuff went in that thread, so I can't recall.
 
Anon confession thread, not make up a random kink for burnsy, hehe.
Must have been in the earlier theads, as i read four and five yesterday, and i think three, and didn't read that.
 
Aye nothing more Burnsy likes than a good warm pint...

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From an earlier thread, can someone please explain to me how people were lifting from the till, but actually managing to make their till balance at the end of a shift?
 
[FnG]magnolia;29997902 said:
I have two confessions:


1)
There's a guy I "follow" on internet forums to freak him out. He's a well known poster at forum I visit. Every time he posts I occasionally "like" one of his posts, and reply with nondescript stuff like "yeh, I agree".

The thing is, he frequents other forums too under the same username, and runs his own forum. I've registered at those forums under my pseudonym, and I do the same there. When ever he posts I sometimes "like" the post, and reply nondescriptly.

This has been going on for years. I know it really pee's him off seeing me everywhere he goes on the internet. Imagine Magnolia replying to every comment you've made on the internet. It's a bit like that.

I find it amusing.

This one time he PMd me, telling me to f off and stop following him on the internet. I didn't reply. A few days later he PMd me again, apologising, saying from reading all my replies I'm a nice guy etc etc, and he thinks it's a coincidence how we're both registered at four of the same forums. I just "liked" his PM, and replied with no worries.

I do this because this guy thinks he's top cat. He's has this big bravado about himself. Telling people on the internet what to do etc etc. But when ever I'm around he tip toes around me. I think he's afraid of me.

I wonder how long I can keep this up. It's quite sad, but bloody amusing at the same time.



2)
I'm an early riser and get to work early, around 7 am. I'm usually the first there. To get to my desk in my office block you have to walk past some other desks.

Most mornings, I deliberately nudge the monitor of a girls desk, which I have to walk past to get to mine. I make the nudge ever so subtle so it looks okay from far, but when using the monitor it'd need adjusting. When she gets in for 8.30 she always has to adjust her monitor before starting work. This really ****es her off. She can't figure out why, every morning she arrives to work, her monitor is tilting a few degrees away from the way she left it.

At one point she blamed, and shouted the cleaners. She accused them of shaking her desk too violently when they are hoovering around the the legs of her desk, cleaning desk worktops etc.

She doesn't talk about it too much because her neighbor to her left, and right don't have the same issue, so her neighbors just think she's a bit loony, complaining about her monitor.

This one time I disabled the lock on her chair back rest. When she sat back in her chair the morning she arrived, she tilted back unknowingly, and nearly fell over. She was livid, and ****ed, and cried a little bit.

She sits near me and has confided in me. She's asked me if I have the same problem etc etc. I've just said I and others in the office have no idea what she's going on about.

This has been going on for 8 months now.

There was this time when I stopped for a month - she thought she was in the clear, but then I started nudging her monitor again.

There's a good reason why I do this - she's very racist, rude, has loud telecon meetings at her desk, when we have rooms for that purpose. We have told her many times about noise and rudeness but she doesn't seem to get it. So when she complains to people about her monitor, she doesn't really get much sympathy.






I think I'm batman.
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Genuinely lol'd at this.
 
1. I went to primary school in the late 80s and early 90s. I remember during swimming (our school had it's own pool) when I was about 5 or 6 the female teachers used to allow us to all change in the same changing room (the rest of my class, boys and girls), my teacher used to get changed here too. Yes, I saw her naked!



Of course something like this today will be considered abuse on so many levels but it was perfectly normal back then. A lot of the parents knew this as well but never heard a complaint from anyone.




My teacher left a couple of years later though so not sure if this was related...




2. I wet the bed one morning when I was 30! Yes, had a dream that I was taking a leak and behold I woke up as soon as I felt something warm and wet and ran to the bathroom, luckily my girlfriend did not notice. Though she thought it was strange I changed the bedsheets because she almost always does this.




Not happened since I was about 7 or 8, weird.




3. I first saw a porno mag when I was about 7 or 8, it belonged to my father but my elder brothers found it and then I saw it because they didn't hide it well. Anyway, being young and not knowing exactly what it was I spoke to my mum about this particular magazine and asked her questions about it in front of my brothers, yea I got beaten up later that day.... And my mum just laughed at me but gave me no answers.




4. Another regarding porn... At secondary school, me and my friends wanted to a porno mag but none of the newsagents sold it to us so we used to hide the magazines inside newspapers and purchase the newspapers telling the shop keepers we needed for research on recent events.




Anyway one day we dared one of our mates to steal one, he walked inside a shop and must have grabbed the whole top shelf as he was running he was dropping them one by one along the street with the shop keeper running slowly after him, it was hilarious at the time and he still had a few magazines when the shop keeper gave up.




5. I once was replacing a HDD for a friend with a larger capacity, he filled it up with family photos and videos and didn't keep a backup of anything. I told him I'd sort it out for him.




I left the drive for a couple of months and forgot about it until one day I was going through my hardware and looking at what to get rid of, I didn't mark the HDD and decided to take it apart and scratch the platters and take a hammer to them. A week later this friend calls me asking for his pictures as his daughter had taken some pictures of family which had visited them. I told him sure I'll get them to you.....




I of course realised what I had done and then managed to find another HDD, wiped it and encrypted it.... Asked him if he knew the password at which he said "what password?" A few weeks passed and I told him the drives been encrypted and I won't be able to break it, he told me his friend will "sort it out" of course he couldn't.... Many months later I said to him "see this is why you should always have a backup." - I felt really bad for what I had done.
 
I'm completely and utterly in love with my best friends wife. No one around us has any idea of my feelings or the things that have happened, including my own wife. The woman involved is well aware of my feelings, she has also expressed feelings for me and we've even shared romantic moments together on a number of occasions, nothing serious however it could easily have led to much much more.

Towards the middle of last year our situations changed and while we still remain best friends the romantic side of things stopped, we stopped talking about everything and gradually went back to our old friendship (for the best, I know) however my feelings haven't changed. I am completely in love with her and I genuinely feel that she is my soul mate, however I haven't told her this as it won't change anything, we can never be together as as it would ruin everything and losing them as friends would destroy me.

I wouldn't recommend ending up in this situation, at one point it nearly completely crushed me. I know that doesn't sound like much but I promise you it was some of the hardest months I've ever experienced trying to deal with my emotions, and not ruin multiple relationships. I will now live the rest of my life in love with someone I know I can never be with, if that's my punishment for what I've done then so be it, I should count myself lucky as I know I deserve far worse.
 
I've been a youth group leader for a while and there was a girl who clearly had a crush on me after her dad died. 3 months after she left after turning 18, I ended up having sex with her. Still feel guilty for taking advantage of her.





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