*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***
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About a year ago, a friend and I discovered the kittenplay/petplay and the ddlg and abdl communities on Instagram. There's so many freaks out there, you'd not believe it. We stalk them on a daily basis and occasionally troll them. It brings us so much joy. We sit here and cry with laughter. There's a chick who – whenever we troll her – makes a whiny video and we love it. I'd give you guys some of the names of the hardcore freaks but not sure that's allowed.
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I'm planning on leaving my wife of over 20 years in 6 months. She thinks I'm saving for a holiday instead of a deposit on a new place for me when I leave. She'll be devastated when I go and has no idea it's coming.
Some of these are getting pretty dark :/
Some of these are getting pretty dark :/
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Many years ago I dated someone from this forum and he turned out to be a real *****. I saw him recently and his face has gotten extremely fat. His head alone probably weighs close to 8 st. I'd like to think it's god's punishment, or karma. Whatever it is, I'm loving it.
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[FnG]magnolia;30001679 said:
I guess the alternative is to tell her how he feels now and not have any money to move out. Either he'll end up in a horrible bedsit or they wouldn't be able to separate and they end up stuck in the same house for years "separated".
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I swear some of these read like they are written by the same person.
But regardless whether that's true, please keep them coming.
But regardless whether that's true, please keep them coming.
e; was in reaction to #60
Hi Tefal.
Pft i don't do it in a car park like a peasant.
If i want an audience i do it in a club
Don't go judging the guy. You have no idea what the circumstances are, it takes a lot of guts to leave a long term marriage and no one will do it lightly after 20 years.
I read that and felt sorry for him that he is backed into a corner and feels there is no where to turn.
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One summer we all used to pile round my mates granny's place to lend a hand painting the houses and forts in her model village, it was like a little medieval scaled township that folk actually paid money to walk around. We would work up a proper sweat on this and would always get some bottles of juice from her Indian toyboy (who also made us fake fishing permits). He drove the Bon Accord truck you see, and had a huge collection of magazines that he kept in a wooden four-legged box with a shiny pink cushioned top. I remember some of us used to stuff the Granny's sheepskin glove into the carrying holes on the side of the box and hump it senseless while clinging onto the cushion on the top. I reckon it was the fact that this box was rammed with all these naked women and we're just doing them big style...and they couldn't escape. Funny we never ever considered just half inching the mags,the logic of getting caught stealing was far, far worse than riding a sheepskin lined wooden box into deviant ecstasy! I remember years later being at the granny's funeral and seeing the box again after all the years, she'd had it teak dyed and changed the cushion on the top! Sad.
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I have cheated on all my ex partners except my wife. I have no intention to cheat on her.
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I stick bottles of wine down my trousers at work (I work in a shop) whilst wearing an apron so no one could see then I used to go to locker room and put the bottle in my bag in my locker.
I have a folder on my hard disk that is 20 folders deep each containing random files. The one that it last has lots of very good porn.
I used to have 3 face book accounts to chat up randoms whilst I was going through my cheating stage. I used profile pictures of ocuk forum members that I nabbed from the mug shot thread/website. Making sure they was good looking. I only used face book and social networking to get naked pics of women. I never met them.
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I stick bottles of wine down my trousers at work (I work in a shop) whilst wearing an apron so no one could see then I used to go to locker room and put the bottle in my bag in my locker.
I have a folder on my hard disk that is 20 folders deep each containing random files. The one that it last has lots of very good porn.
I used to have 3 face book accounts to chat up randoms whilst I was going through my cheating stage. I used profile pictures of ocuk forum members that I nabbed from the mug shot thread/website. Making sure they was good looking. I only used face book and social networking to get naked pics of women. I never met them.