*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

[FnG]magnolia;30001669 said:
5. I once was replacing a HDD for a friend with a larger capacity, he filled it up with family photos and videos and didn't keep a backup of anything. I told him I'd sort it out for him.

I left the drive for a couple of months and forgot about it until one day I was going through my hardware and looking at what to get rid of, I didn't mark the HDD and decided to take it apart and scratch the platters and take a hammer to them. A week later this friend calls me asking for his pictures as his daughter had taken some pictures of family which had visited them. I told him sure I'll get them to you.....

I of course realised what I had done and then managed to find another HDD, wiped it and encrypted it.... Asked him if he knew the password at which he said "what password?" A few weeks passed and I told him the drives been encrypted and I won't be able to break it, he told me his friend will "sort it out" of course he couldn't.... Many months later I said to him "see this is why you should always have a backup." - I felt really bad for what I had done.
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Yep, I have done something similar, in the end I told the customer the HDD failed halfway through the recovery process. When really I put a hammer through it by accident. 1TB drive too....what a waste :(

[FnG]magnolia;30001684 said:
I'm planning on leaving my wife of over 20 years in 6 months. She thinks I'm saving for a holiday instead of a deposit on a new place for me when I leave. She'll be devastated when I go and has no idea it's coming.

Some of these are getting pretty dark :/
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That's better than leaving his wife to be with someone else.
 
ITT human beings suck.

Not saying i'm perfect.... hell far from it. But a lot of this stuff can be solved to talking it out coming up with a plan and being grown adults.
 
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[FnG]magnolia;30001686 said:
Many years ago I dated someone from this forum and he turned out to be a real *****. I saw him recently and his face has gotten extremely fat. His head alone probably weighs close to 8 st. I'd like to think it's god's punishment, or karma. Whatever it is, I'm loving it.
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Shouldn't be too difficult to figure out... paging Tefal, paging Tefal... :D

Doubt I'll send any in now as I contributed enough horrors to the previous threads and haven't done anything bad enough to be massively interesting in the past few years. :p
 
[FnG]magnolia;30002301 said:
Surprisingly, no. I did remove one sentence from a confession because it was a little bit too naughty but the rest of it was worth keeping :)
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I have to say I'm surprised but fair enough :)
 
[FnG]magnolia;30002033 said:

I used to have 3 face book accounts to chat up randoms whilst I was going through my cheating stage. I used profile pictures of ocuk forum members that I nabbed from the mug shot thread/website. Making sure they was good looking. I only used face book and social networking to get naked pics of women. I never met them.
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Well screw you!
 

This is quite long. If too long and you don't use it, no problem. I've been meaning to write this down for BBC Radio 2 confessions. It's 100% true.


About 5 years ago, me, my then GF who has sadly passed away, and our daughter went to the cinema. It’s one of those purpose built jobs that has shops, restaurants of varying quality, cinema and a multi-story car park. The car park requires you to take a ticket. As the designated driver for the evening, I took the parking ticket from the machine and paid absolutely no attention to what I subsequently did with said parking ticket.

So, we go to the cinema, I forget what we watched so probably not that great, and whilst queuing for overpriced snacks I looked down and saw a ticket on the floor. “Oh, what a silly sausage. Someone has dropped their ticket on the floor” I thought as I gave it a little kick with my shoe and dismissed it.

As the credits rolled and we left the cinema, I vaguely noticed a couple with their children having what can only be described as a “Public spat”. The father/husband was getting an almighty ear-bashing but I didn’t really pay any attention. Do you know why?

By this point, walking to the car, I began to consider the location of the parking ticket in order to escape the car park. Mild panic sets in as I can’t find it in my pockets. I open my wallet and in amongst the receipts for meals of varying quality, the ticket isn’t there.

Immediately, I realise the “Silly sausage” was me and it was my ticket on the floor of the cinema’s entrance. I rush us all back to the cinema, find a young lad who really doesn’t need the grief and grill him over any handed in parking tickets. Low and behold, a ticket is produced having been found on the floor. “That’s our ticket” I cried and felt this overwhelming feeling of joy that we would finally escape and I wouldn’t feel quite so foolish.

However, all was not well. My GF says “It’s not our ticket” “Don’t be silly” I said, “Of course it’s ours, I saw it on the floor and ours is missing”. My GF studied the ticket again and said “The date isn’t right, we got her after 4pm”. By this time I had switched off from everything other than getting us out of the car park and no manner of discussion was going to dissuade me of my task.

We got back to the car, ticket in hand and as we got in I spied something on the floor of the drivers’ foot well. A small white piece of card with time, date and welcome to ABC car parks. All the clues instantly fell into place. The ticket I had taken from the lad in the cinema wasn’t our ticket. My GF was right, it wasn’t our ticket. Our ticket had been in the car all along. The ticket we had was the couple’s ticket and the father/husband, who I noticed was still in the car park arguing with a microphone speaker affair by the gates whilst his wife looked on in disgust.

I didn’t say anything. I used the couples ticket to escape. Stared blankly at the couple as the gate lifted and we sped off into the night. I don’t know how long it took that family to get out of the car park.

Cheers
 
This isn't something i have done myself however something i witnessed when i was 16/17. Was over at a friends house as they had gone away for a while so was having a few beers as you do. One night it got pretty messy though everyone had an awful lot to much to drink. Now for some reason a friend of mine decided he would burrow a hole into a malt loaf that was in the fridge and **** the bejesus out of it. Once he had finished his business he put the chunks of maltloaf he had removed back into it.... and put it back into the fridge. Needless to say a couple of days later we went downstairs and his parents had come home and his mum was eating some of said maltloaf and mentioning that it tasted "odd" I have not eaten maltloaf since :(
 

As a 28 year old male, I had sex with a 63 year old woman, whilst her husband watched. At the time thought it was just something to tick of the bucket list, but totally enjoyed it and would do much older woman again.

Also had a super fat **** buddy, at least size 24. Again at the time was a bucket list thing but I had been through a bit of a dry patch and needed some release. Surprisingly she was exceedingly good at it, and I carried on seeing her for over a year, at least once a week, for some very enjoyable albeit sweaty fun.
 
[FnG]magnolia;30002745 said:

As a 28 year old male, I had sex with a 63 year old woman, whilst her husband watched. At the time thought it was just something to tick of the bucket list, but totally enjoyed it and would do much older woman again.

Also had a super fat **** buddy, at least size 24. Again at the time was a bucket list thing but I had been through a bit of a dry patch and needed some release. Surprisingly she was exceedingly good at it, and I carried on seeing her for over a year, at least once a week, for some very enjoyable albeit sweaty fun.
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Tefal again? :p
 
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